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How it feels to say your favourite song is Mary Had A Little Lamb instead of the ABCs
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
How it feels to say your favourite song is Mary Had A Little Lamb instead of the ABCs
“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline”
Me asf:
Me asf:
June 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Dance if you listen to clario, drink matcha lattes, read femimist literature and like coraline”
Me asf:
Me asf:
Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on"
Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:
Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:
June 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Stephen Curry: "I'mma take this piss from the three point line hold on"
Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:
Me, tryna catch a lil pee pee in my mouth from afar:
How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash
June 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
How white people react when you tell them their family has died in a car crash
When your 'poo bf' is feeding you the 'poo'
June 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
When your 'poo bf' is feeding you the 'poo'
When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets
June 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
When you about to die of dehydration in the desert so you try to open your mouth under yo girl to catch sweat droplets
So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane"
June 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So-called 'stubborn,' 'rebellious' babies when you say "Here comes the airplane"
When someone tells you a funny joke. I don’t fucking know anymore. I can’t write skeets like I used to
April 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When someone tells you a funny joke. I don’t fucking know anymore. I can’t write skeets like I used to
How Michael Rosen talk about the teacher that didnt let them breathe in class
April 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
How Michael Rosen talk about the teacher that didnt let them breathe in class
Me when I'm visiting relatives in Arlington and I have to bring my pet Polar Bear:
February 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Me when I'm visiting relatives in Arlington and I have to bring my pet Polar Bear:
How Squidward when Sponge bob dont annoy him on his day off.
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
How Squidward when Sponge bob dont annoy him on his day off.
My dog peeing on the pee pad and not the floor
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My dog peeing on the pee pad and not the floor
When Sponge bob decide not to annoy Squidward on his day off.
February 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When Sponge bob decide not to annoy Squidward on his day off.
Albertans when they see a rat
February 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Albertans when they see a rat
Me in first grade when I would pee my pants in class because I was afraid of asking the teacher to go to the washroom
January 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me in first grade when I would pee my pants in class because I was afraid of asking the teacher to go to the washroom
Showing this to my two year old son after he draws a stick figure of me with crayons
January 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Showing this to my two year old son after he draws a stick figure of me with crayons
I'VE PLAYED WITH MYSELF TO MRBEAST VIDEO'S BEFORE! 😂
January 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'VE PLAYED WITH MYSELF TO MRBEAST VIDEO'S BEFORE! 😂
People putting Solo Leveling in their top anime of the year list
December 28, 2024 at 8:47 AM
People putting Solo Leveling in their top anime of the year list
Noelle in Nova Scotia
December 20, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Noelle in Nova Scotia