Hahahaaa, you're WELCOME~

I would like to submit the *secret third answer*, which is Bandcamp. No podcasts, but you actually get to own music again so no subscription or connection needed, and some days of the year they do a thing where Bandcamp takes no cut and the artists get 100% of the money from sales.

Oh snap, you're welcome! :D Glad those found a use for ya~

Me when I'm out of other drinks and it is finally water-drinking day (you're supposed to drink at least 1 glass every 8 days)

Ooh, I love the extra emotivity you get outta such a small change! :o

Oh my god, I'd been wondering if you'd seen those memes and what your version of 'em would be, and I couldn't be happier with the answer.