I heard trumps hands were 3D printed using AI generated models, which is both why they look so bad, and why he’s going all in for AI. He’s planning replace his body with badly printed knock off parts so he can run again!

oh yea, Mark; this is some big "Make a Wish Mr. President" territory. I really don't think hes got long left... I mean... just look at him.

Surprising no one, Trump and his goons remain unbound by the law and none of the major media outlets will even bat an eye. It is beyond parody.

he sounds like the minecraft zombie gurgle

Oh? Did Johnson finally get around to watching the news? So glad his schedule cleared up so he could get caught up on current events.

Great news that he has been released, but I wonder how long until they fond some excuse to detain him again.

TWO WEEKS BABY!

If Netflix had the stones, they'd clap back, "No, you fucking won't be."

God I hate his shit-eating-grin, in every single interview. He must have that tick where he grins when he lies.

Eventually it was a big contributing factor to why my most recent and serious relationship ended. To quote QaF: “sex isn’t everything but it’s gotta be something…”

It's the kiss. When they know how to do it right, and that first one is intense and electric, the rest is gonna be amazing

The CNN story references the prosecutor essentially stating, "justice is hard, so nevermind." Third paragraph down, at present.

edition.cnn.com/2025/11/26/p...

Johnson, "I'm sorry, I don't know what groceries are, I haven't seen them."

Don’t tease us with such good time, tell us more!

Night of the plastic knives?

I also lean to nut armor. I’m having a hard time picturing how a Nut as the person would work; i.e., how do you not end up with Roman Mr. Peanut, haha. Plus, it feels a little more thematic to me with the shell armor. Though, not that the challenge should be a barrier!