Chickaletta would 100% call a press conference at landscaping lawn&garden store parking lot thinking it was a fancy hotel.

The “Most Biggest Best Show That Ended Each Episode In a Boardroom Scene Award” and it’s an old Emmy covered in Elmer’s glue and glitter with “The Apprentice” scrawled in sharpie on the base

Thailand (especially up north by like Chiang Mai, go see Elephant Nature Park) is one of the best places I’ve been. Tokyo, too, was extremely cool and I want to see more of Japan some day.

I wonder how many crimes he’ll solve by looking for popular knapsacks from many different locations

You don’t know when I’m going to need those cables again for something, pal