Chromatest J. Pantsmaker
@chromatest.net
I'm a guy that does interesting things.
So what did I miss on Bluesky?
September 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
So what did I miss on Bluesky?
Hey buddy, that's not how baths work!
September 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hey buddy, that's not how baths work!
And that made me think of Steve Buscemi eyes!
September 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
And that made me think of Steve Buscemi eyes!
Lol, he doesn't.
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Lol, he doesn't.
No, we ducking fon't.
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
No, we ducking fon't.
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Because nobody cared when the president wasn't on the list.... But the guy currently ruining the country is.
August 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Because nobody cared when the president wasn't on the list.... But the guy currently ruining the country is.
This is so absolutely true.
August 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This is so absolutely true.
If I had a "voluntary police watch", I'd be ditching out the back of every store into a taxi that I called.
Make them fucking work for it.
It would be interesting to see how the police would react. Arrest me for legally living my life just because the Republicans don't like it?
Oh, wait ...
Make them fucking work for it.
It would be interesting to see how the police would react. Arrest me for legally living my life just because the Republicans don't like it?
Oh, wait ...
August 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If I had a "voluntary police watch", I'd be ditching out the back of every store into a taxi that I called.
Make them fucking work for it.
It would be interesting to see how the police would react. Arrest me for legally living my life just because the Republicans don't like it?
Oh, wait ...
Make them fucking work for it.
It would be interesting to see how the police would react. Arrest me for legally living my life just because the Republicans don't like it?
Oh, wait ...
Texas vs. Florida headlining the next UFC fight!
August 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Texas vs. Florida headlining the next UFC fight!
You know how i know it's all made up?
The US still has more sanction options to put pressure on Russia after 14 years of war, and especially after the last three.
Why wouldn't we hit them with all of it at the beginning? Why wouldn't we already "cripple their economy"?
Because it's all made up.
The US still has more sanction options to put pressure on Russia after 14 years of war, and especially after the last three.
Why wouldn't we hit them with all of it at the beginning? Why wouldn't we already "cripple their economy"?
Because it's all made up.
August 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You know how i know it's all made up?
The US still has more sanction options to put pressure on Russia after 14 years of war, and especially after the last three.
Why wouldn't we hit them with all of it at the beginning? Why wouldn't we already "cripple their economy"?
Because it's all made up.
The US still has more sanction options to put pressure on Russia after 14 years of war, and especially after the last three.
Why wouldn't we hit them with all of it at the beginning? Why wouldn't we already "cripple their economy"?
Because it's all made up.
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The real crime is that the guy who coined “assault with a deli weapon” is not more famous on here.
August 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The real crime is that the guy who coined “assault with a deli weapon” is not more famous on here.
Yeah, then the agents would have stopped to eat the donuts before chasing him.
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yeah, then the agents would have stopped to eat the donuts before chasing him.