Chris
@chriswharton22.bsky.social
🇬🇧 North East | Bi |🩷💜💙 | Gamer | Level 40
Welcome! and well done on the coming out - it can be tough!
September 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Welcome! and well done on the coming out - it can be tough!
Welcome to the internet,
We made it safe and sound.
The children are protected,
While the rest of us get drowned.
So give up your documents,
And maybe we’ll behave—
You’re only free to speak
If you’re willing to be brave.
We made it safe and sound.
The children are protected,
While the rest of us get drowned.
So give up your documents,
And maybe we’ll behave—
You’re only free to speak
If you’re willing to be brave.
July 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welcome to the internet,
We made it safe and sound.
The children are protected,
While the rest of us get drowned.
So give up your documents,
And maybe we’ll behave—
You’re only free to speak
If you’re willing to be brave.
We made it safe and sound.
The children are protected,
While the rest of us get drowned.
So give up your documents,
And maybe we’ll behave—
You’re only free to speak
If you’re willing to be brave.
See the watchdogs grin and tighten
While the nation bites its lip—
“Don’t you trust the algorithm?
It was built for censorship.”
Is it grooming? Is it trolling?
Is it satire? Who can tell?
Every thought gets auto-flagged
Inside this filtered hell.
While the nation bites its lip—
“Don’t you trust the algorithm?
It was built for censorship.”
Is it grooming? Is it trolling?
Is it satire? Who can tell?
Every thought gets auto-flagged
Inside this filtered hell.
July 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
See the watchdogs grin and tighten
While the nation bites its lip—
“Don’t you trust the algorithm?
It was built for censorship.”
Is it grooming? Is it trolling?
Is it satire? Who can tell?
Every thought gets auto-flagged
Inside this filtered hell.
While the nation bites its lip—
“Don’t you trust the algorithm?
It was built for censorship.”
Is it grooming? Is it trolling?
Is it satire? Who can tell?
Every thought gets auto-flagged
Inside this filtered hell.
Can’t use Discord,
Can’t use Reddit,
Not without a proof of age—
Just a quick and simple check,
We’ll need access to your face.
And if that doesn’t sit right,
Well, I guess you must be sus.
Why would anyone say no
Unless they’re dangerous?
Can’t use Reddit,
Not without a proof of age—
Just a quick and simple check,
We’ll need access to your face.
And if that doesn’t sit right,
Well, I guess you must be sus.
Why would anyone say no
Unless they’re dangerous?
July 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Can’t use Discord,
Can’t use Reddit,
Not without a proof of age—
Just a quick and simple check,
We’ll need access to your face.
And if that doesn’t sit right,
Well, I guess you must be sus.
Why would anyone say no
Unless they’re dangerous?
Can’t use Reddit,
Not without a proof of age—
Just a quick and simple check,
We’ll need access to your face.
And if that doesn’t sit right,
Well, I guess you must be sus.
Why would anyone say no
Unless they’re dangerous?
It was freedom,
It was madness,
It was open-source delight.
Now it’s proving that you’re legal
Just to scroll through late at night.
We had chaos! We had culture!
We had GIFs of cats in shoes!
Now we’ve queues to verify
We’re not some kids on booze
It was madness,
It was open-source delight.
Now it’s proving that you’re legal
Just to scroll through late at night.
We had chaos! We had culture!
We had GIFs of cats in shoes!
Now we’ve queues to verify
We’re not some kids on booze
July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It was freedom,
It was madness,
It was open-source delight.
Now it’s proving that you’re legal
Just to scroll through late at night.
We had chaos! We had culture!
We had GIFs of cats in shoes!
Now we’ve queues to verify
We’re not some kids on booze
It was madness,
It was open-source delight.
Now it’s proving that you’re legal
Just to scroll through late at night.
We had chaos! We had culture!
We had GIFs of cats in shoes!
Now we’ve queues to verify
We’re not some kids on booze
Did you think this wouldn’t happen?
Did you think they’d play it cool?
Now your browsing habits
Are a case file for a school.
Say goodbye to anonymity,
The watchdogs never sleep—
The road to safety’s paved with
Things we swore we’d never keep
Did you think they’d play it cool?
Now your browsing habits
Are a case file for a school.
Say goodbye to anonymity,
The watchdogs never sleep—
The road to safety’s paved with
Things we swore we’d never keep
July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Did you think this wouldn’t happen?
Did you think they’d play it cool?
Now your browsing habits
Are a case file for a school.
Say goodbye to anonymity,
The watchdogs never sleep—
The road to safety’s paved with
Things we swore we’d never keep
Did you think they’d play it cool?
Now your browsing habits
Are a case file for a school.
Say goodbye to anonymity,
The watchdogs never sleep—
The road to safety’s paved with
Things we swore we’d never keep
Welcome to the internet,
Everything’s secure,
So long as you believe
A foreign firm is pure.
They promise not to sell it,
They pinky-swear it’s safe,
But still they need a passport
And a biometric face.
Everything’s secure,
So long as you believe
A foreign firm is pure.
They promise not to sell it,
They pinky-swear it’s safe,
But still they need a passport
And a biometric face.
July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Welcome to the internet,
Everything’s secure,
So long as you believe
A foreign firm is pure.
They promise not to sell it,
They pinky-swear it’s safe,
But still they need a passport
And a biometric face.
Everything’s secure,
So long as you believe
A foreign firm is pure.
They promise not to sell it,
They pinky-swear it’s safe,
But still they need a passport
And a biometric face.
Could I interest you in Netflix,
Or Spotify for tunes?
Just confirm your age and gender
Under our new set of rules.
Wanna watch a trailer?
Wanna post a meme?
Here’s a portal to a third-party
You’ve never even seen
Or Spotify for tunes?
Just confirm your age and gender
Under our new set of rules.
Wanna watch a trailer?
Wanna post a meme?
Here’s a portal to a third-party
You’ve never even seen
July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Could I interest you in Netflix,
Or Spotify for tunes?
Just confirm your age and gender
Under our new set of rules.
Wanna watch a trailer?
Wanna post a meme?
Here’s a portal to a third-party
You’ve never even seen
Or Spotify for tunes?
Just confirm your age and gender
Under our new set of rules.
Wanna watch a trailer?
Wanna post a meme?
Here’s a portal to a third-party
You’ve never even seen
Welcome to the internet,
Upload your ID!
Wanna stream a sitcom?
Better scan your face for me.
Here’s a page of cookies,
Click “Accept” or be denied—
Yes, we logged your iris,
No, you can’t unsubscribe.
Upload your ID!
Wanna stream a sitcom?
Better scan your face for me.
Here’s a page of cookies,
Click “Accept” or be denied—
Yes, we logged your iris,
No, you can’t unsubscribe.
July 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Welcome to the internet,
Upload your ID!
Wanna stream a sitcom?
Better scan your face for me.
Here’s a page of cookies,
Click “Accept” or be denied—
Yes, we logged your iris,
No, you can’t unsubscribe.
Upload your ID!
Wanna stream a sitcom?
Better scan your face for me.
Here’s a page of cookies,
Click “Accept” or be denied—
Yes, we logged your iris,
No, you can’t unsubscribe.
I got rid of most Meta products but i cant get people to move away from Whatsapp!
June 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I got rid of most Meta products but i cant get people to move away from Whatsapp!
Fantastic. QQ. Will you be doing any integration with a users O365 calendar?
June 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Fantastic. QQ. Will you be doing any integration with a users O365 calendar?
You know that the more you comment on LGBTQ posts, the more you will see right. Enjoy June. I reject your negativity and i feel absolutely fine.
June 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You know that the more you comment on LGBTQ posts, the more you will see right. Enjoy June. I reject your negativity and i feel absolutely fine.
It is. Bluesky is not the place for you. Go have your views over on X.
June 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It is. Bluesky is not the place for you. Go have your views over on X.