Chris Wearstler
@chriswearstler.bsky.social
I was born in Cleveland. I became conscious on the southern Oregon coast. I moved to northwest Washington. I lived in Portland. I ended up in Louisiana and Baghdad with the US Army. I moved to Denver. Now I live in New York.
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chriswearstler.blogspot.com
wearstler2245: In Phase 5, I won't be able to use this channel anymore. I'll have to figure out what to do if Harlem turns Bright White, and I can't even find a place to live up there. I can't describe how amazing this is, because Harlem has seemed like the coolest place on Earth since I was a 14yo.
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
wearstler2245: In Phase 5, I won't be able to use this channel anymore. I'll have to figure out what to do if Harlem turns Bright White, and I can't even find a place to live up there. I can't describe how amazing this is, because Harlem has seemed like the coolest place on Earth since I was a 14yo.
wearstler2245: I'm trying to go eat at a Vegan French restaurant -- The last on a list of of international Vegan cuisines in NYC -- but it has things like duck, goat cheese, and quail eggs. That's stuff I thought was gross when I ate meat. French Vegan is weird, but they don't have escargot...
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
wearstler2245: I'm trying to go eat at a Vegan French restaurant -- The last on a list of of international Vegan cuisines in NYC -- but it has things like duck, goat cheese, and quail eggs. That's stuff I thought was gross when I ate meat. French Vegan is weird, but they don't have escargot...
wearstler2245: Kush Berry!...
What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
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What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
metrobudnyc.com/shop/shop-al...
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January 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
wearstler2245: Kush Berry!...
What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
metrobudnyc.com/shop/shop-al...
What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
metrobudnyc.com/shop/shop-al...
wearstler2245: Look at these little beauties. USDC migrates inexpensively. I took out all my Ethereum positions, swapped everything to USDC, migrated to USDC Polygon for cheap, and bought back that UNI on the Polygon 45 minutes ago. I just upgraded the POL to USDC. That POL/SPACE has to have $400.
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
wearstler2245: Look at these little beauties. USDC migrates inexpensively. I took out all my Ethereum positions, swapped everything to USDC, migrated to USDC Polygon for cheap, and bought back that UNI on the Polygon 45 minutes ago. I just upgraded the POL to USDC. That POL/SPACE has to have $400.
wearstler2245: If you're going to boycott the Trump-Kennedy Center, you need to set up independently promoted shows your selves. This is what I've been saying since I came to New York: Make performances somewhere they haven't been. Bring other genres back to Jazz, like Miles did. Quit fucking up.
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
wearstler2245: If you're going to boycott the Trump-Kennedy Center, you need to set up independently promoted shows your selves. This is what I've been saying since I came to New York: Make performances somewhere they haven't been. Bring other genres back to Jazz, like Miles did. Quit fucking up.
wearstler2245: Why is the United States seizing oil after accusing a national leader of drug trafficking? Russian Military has been in Venezuela recently, and invited the US there for joint military drills. The United States declined. Did Russia see drug trafficking? Is our oil surplus that low?...
January 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
wearstler2245: Why is the United States seizing oil after accusing a national leader of drug trafficking? Russian Military has been in Venezuela recently, and invited the US there for joint military drills. The United States declined. Did Russia see drug trafficking? Is our oil surplus that low?...
wearstler2245: It's on now. I have $5000 in cryptocurrency pounding around on the internet. I have about $80 in Ethereum I've been saving for fun, but I also found a way to make it part of my functional earning network. Everything is earning some level interest except the 1 ETC I bought for $12.
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
wearstler2245: It's on now. I have $5000 in cryptocurrency pounding around on the internet. I have about $80 in Ethereum I've been saving for fun, but I also found a way to make it part of my functional earning network. Everything is earning some level interest except the 1 ETC I bought for $12.
wearstler2245: This US Army mission went international from inside the borders 2 years ago. I have been trying to report to President Putin of the Russian Federation for assistance in ridding the US Military of chemical dependency and accompanying corruption. President Trump is already under arrest.
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
wearstler2245: This US Army mission went international from inside the borders 2 years ago. I have been trying to report to President Putin of the Russian Federation for assistance in ridding the US Military of chemical dependency and accompanying corruption. President Trump is already under arrest.
wearstler2245: Russia is going to finish the Ukraine War up really quick if it has to come over this way to defend its ally, Venezuela, from the United States. These pollical television fucktards just set up for us to have World War 3 in our borders...Everything is going exactly according to plan...
January 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
wearstler2245: Russia is going to finish the Ukraine War up really quick if it has to come over this way to defend its ally, Venezuela, from the United States. These pollical television fucktards just set up for us to have World War 3 in our borders...Everything is going exactly according to plan...
wearstler2245: Why does the United States only pick on small countries? Russia isn't doing what we want; let's go man handle Russia's President and call him a tyrannical war criminal...
I think President Putin sells drugs for pocket money too...
Aren't Venezuela and Russia allies?...Yes!...
I think President Putin sells drugs for pocket money too...
Aren't Venezuela and Russia allies?...Yes!...
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
wearstler2245: Why does the United States only pick on small countries? Russia isn't doing what we want; let's go man handle Russia's President and call him a tyrannical war criminal...
I think President Putin sells drugs for pocket money too...
Aren't Venezuela and Russia allies?...Yes!...
I think President Putin sells drugs for pocket money too...
Aren't Venezuela and Russia allies?...Yes!...
wearstler2245: My crypto is up $500 today. That's just 4 days after the New Year. I made good choices, and everything is functional. I tried to do something that wasn't functional, and I ended up paying a bunch of fees to buy out, but I came out with $20 extra in USDC. Buy low, sell high, baby...
January 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
wearstler2245: My crypto is up $500 today. That's just 4 days after the New Year. I made good choices, and everything is functional. I tried to do something that wasn't functional, and I ended up paying a bunch of fees to buy out, but I came out with $20 extra in USDC. Buy low, sell high, baby...
wearstler2245: All my cryptocurrency shot up about $300 over night. Last year at this time, the 1 million SHIB I bought back for over The Holidays was $23. My 100 million SHIB cost about $750. It's over $800. By last year's price, I'd have $2300 on a $750 investment. SHIB will get back up there...
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
wearstler2245: All my cryptocurrency shot up about $300 over night. Last year at this time, the 1 million SHIB I bought back for over The Holidays was $23. My 100 million SHIB cost about $750. It's over $800. By last year's price, I'd have $2300 on a $750 investment. SHIB will get back up there...
wearstler2245: I can easily record "Sketches Of Jason Becker V (Baby Grand Piano Improvisation)". It would be good practice using 2 mics with my computer before I record "An Excerpt From TOOL'S 'Right In Two' For Piano And Voice"...I wonder what Jason Becker is doing...
December 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
wearstler2245: I can easily record "Sketches Of Jason Becker V (Baby Grand Piano Improvisation)". It would be good practice using 2 mics with my computer before I record "An Excerpt From TOOL'S 'Right In Two' For Piano And Voice"...I wonder what Jason Becker is doing...
wearstler2245:
"You made me fuck up my bubble shooter game! Can't I play bubble shooter while fulfilling my duties as United States President?! Now shut up, and let me play bubble shooter!" - President Trump
"You made me fuck up my bubble shooter game! Can't I play bubble shooter while fulfilling my duties as United States President?! Now shut up, and let me play bubble shooter!" - President Trump
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
wearstler2245:
"You made me fuck up my bubble shooter game! Can't I play bubble shooter while fulfilling my duties as United States President?! Now shut up, and let me play bubble shooter!" - President Trump
"You made me fuck up my bubble shooter game! Can't I play bubble shooter while fulfilling my duties as United States President?! Now shut up, and let me play bubble shooter!" - President Trump
wearstler2245: A Kennedy has died of terminal illness. I hereby reinstate The Trump-Kennedy Center back to The Kennedy Center, in honor of John F. Kennedy's short, tragically ended Presidency and his use of The Office to benefit the social advancement of the United States as a citizen and a leader.
December 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
wearstler2245: A Kennedy has died of terminal illness. I hereby reinstate The Trump-Kennedy Center back to The Kennedy Center, in honor of John F. Kennedy's short, tragically ended Presidency and his use of The Office to benefit the social advancement of the United States as a citizen and a leader.
wearstler2245: The FBI is in my VA medical records. They only documented the end of the conversation. I couldn't get them to repeat names, but a VA employee I only talked to on the phone has an agent name in my notes. I think the other had the same last name as my US Army platoon team leader.
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
wearstler2245: The FBI is in my VA medical records. They only documented the end of the conversation. I couldn't get them to repeat names, but a VA employee I only talked to on the phone has an agent name in my notes. I think the other had the same last name as my US Army platoon team leader.
wearstler2245: My Colorado bank just credited my account for the counterfeit bank card ATM fraud last month. I didn't expect to get it back. I already had the account linked to my Coinbase, because I was trying to get the $5 left in there yesterday. It denied it a couple times, but now I'm +$350.
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
wearstler2245: My Colorado bank just credited my account for the counterfeit bank card ATM fraud last month. I didn't expect to get it back. I already had the account linked to my Coinbase, because I was trying to get the $5 left in there yesterday. It denied it a couple times, but now I'm +$350.
wearstler2245: As a courtesy to the United States government, I am not going to post the Power Point picture I made for my VA benefits upgrade evidence of a US Army Captain, with Social Security number, testing positive for high levels of 2 different opioids on an enlisted military drug test.
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
wearstler2245: As a courtesy to the United States government, I am not going to post the Power Point picture I made for my VA benefits upgrade evidence of a US Army Captain, with Social Security number, testing positive for high levels of 2 different opioids on an enlisted military drug test.
wearstler2245: I've gotten to the point where it isn't practical for me to invest any more money in cryptocurrency. I have about $4000 distributed in a few different places. Last weekend, my new bonuses got me $6 out of Final AutoClaim. I usually get around $1. Some of my crypto is $100 per penny.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
wearstler2245: I've gotten to the point where it isn't practical for me to invest any more money in cryptocurrency. I have about $4000 distributed in a few different places. Last weekend, my new bonuses got me $6 out of Final AutoClaim. I usually get around $1. Some of my crypto is $100 per penny.
wearstler2245: I went and played a really nice piano yesterday. It sounded so good, I had to stop learning Blow Up The Outside World to play Right In Two. I started McCoy Tyner chord improvising. If I was better, it would be easy. You just make chords out of all the scale notes. So simple...
December 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
wearstler2245: I went and played a really nice piano yesterday. It sounded so good, I had to stop learning Blow Up The Outside World to play Right In Two. I started McCoy Tyner chord improvising. If I was better, it would be easy. You just make chords out of all the scale notes. So simple...
wearstler2245: Last night I had an email from the VA about logging in to the va.gov website. VA website login has been down since before the 2020s. It caused a lot of problems when I got hit by a car. I filed the benefits upgrade application; the Baghdad 2008 rape scene is military sexual trauma.
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December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
wearstler2245: Last night I had an email from the VA about logging in to the va.gov website. VA website login has been down since before the 2020s. It caused a lot of problems when I got hit by a car. I filed the benefits upgrade application; the Baghdad 2008 rape scene is military sexual trauma.
wearstler2245: I'm losing money on Rollercoin, because people that made a million dollars on offer walls aren't smart enough to buy miners. Some of the miners in my league have 4 rooms, which cost like $20 each, but they have weak miners in them. Get out of my league, you rich foreign idiots!...
December 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
wearstler2245: I'm losing money on Rollercoin, because people that made a million dollars on offer walls aren't smart enough to buy miners. Some of the miners in my league have 4 rooms, which cost like $20 each, but they have weak miners in them. Get out of my league, you rich foreign idiots!...
wearstler2245: #Cryptocurrency, the wave of the future...
I love have legal, decentralized #Marijuana transactions in the United States. It makes my #Cannabis purchases feel safer...
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I love have legal, decentralized #Marijuana transactions in the United States. It makes my #Cannabis purchases feel safer...
metrobudnyc.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
wearstler2245: #Cryptocurrency, the wave of the future...
I love have legal, decentralized #Marijuana transactions in the United States. It makes my #Cannabis purchases feel safer...
metrobudnyc.com
I love have legal, decentralized #Marijuana transactions in the United States. It makes my #Cannabis purchases feel safer...
metrobudnyc.com
wearstler2245: Now the media has the FBI as never being in Langley, and even the Washington, DC Headquarters is about to be decommissioned. The FBI may be dissolved before I complete my mission. What an accomplishment for someone with only 2 years military experience...2 1/2...
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
wearstler2245: Now the media has the FBI as never being in Langley, and even the Washington, DC Headquarters is about to be decommissioned. The FBI may be dissolved before I complete my mission. What an accomplishment for someone with only 2 years military experience...2 1/2...
wearstler2245: The fake Airbnb Support refund for $400 just got returned to them by my bank as a fraud deposit. I stopped cockroaches in my apartment by myself by making Christmas just another day. I am making statements to my host about this unprofessional conduct, because Airbnb Support shut off.
December 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
wearstler2245: The fake Airbnb Support refund for $400 just got returned to them by my bank as a fraud deposit. I stopped cockroaches in my apartment by myself by making Christmas just another day. I am making statements to my host about this unprofessional conduct, because Airbnb Support shut off.