Chris Dotson
@chriswdotson.bsky.social
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But I finally repented and was forgiven! Like, an hour ago!!
NOW you tell me?l
NOW you tell me?l
November 29, 2024 at 2:55 AM
But I finally repented and was forgiven! Like, an hour ago!!
NOW you tell me?l
NOW you tell me?l
Too funny! You MUST be SoCal!
November 30, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Too funny! You MUST be SoCal!
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Debate ensues between two strangers . . . .
November 29, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Debate ensues between two strangers . . . .
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Friend: Generative AI revolutionizes our lives! Omniscient chatbots communicate w/enterprise data across the universe! And industries, languages, specialties - Driving a new era of convenience & productivity! w/liberty &justice for ALL!
Me: Did you swallow the brochure whole or bite sized chunks?
Me: Did you swallow the brochure whole or bite sized chunks?
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Friend: Generative AI revolutionizes our lives! Omniscient chatbots communicate w/enterprise data across the universe! And industries, languages, specialties - Driving a new era of convenience & productivity! w/liberty &justice for ALL!
Me: Did you swallow the brochure whole or bite sized chunks?
Me: Did you swallow the brochure whole or bite sized chunks?
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It is foolish to believe otherwise. . .
November 29, 2024 at 2:26 AM
It is foolish to believe otherwise. . .
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Who are you? What city do you live in? Never met another CD!!!!!!
November 29, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Who are you? What city do you live in? Never met another CD!!!!!!
Who are you? What city do you live in? Never met another CD!!!!!!
November 29, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Who are you? What city do you live in? Never met another CD!!!!!!
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Who else thinks most of the anonymous bomb threats against Trump’s team are hoaxes called in by ALT-RIGHT to agitate their base?
November 27, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Who else thinks most of the anonymous bomb threats against Trump’s team are hoaxes called in by ALT-RIGHT to agitate their base?
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Keys to a happy marriage:
My wife asked me if her ass was too big. I said, “Baby! Your ass is PERFECT for me!”
My wife asked me if her ass was too big. I said, “Baby! Your ass is PERFECT for me!”
November 27, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Keys to a happy marriage:
My wife asked me if her ass was too big. I said, “Baby! Your ass is PERFECT for me!”
My wife asked me if her ass was too big. I said, “Baby! Your ass is PERFECT for me!”
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I’m so old? When I go shopping I worry produce might outlive me.
I only buy avocados ONE at a time. A
I could go at ANY moment.
I won’t even buy milk unless it’s ALREADY expired!
I only buy avocados ONE at a time. A
I could go at ANY moment.
I won’t even buy milk unless it’s ALREADY expired!
November 27, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I’m so old? When I go shopping I worry produce might outlive me.
I only buy avocados ONE at a time. A
I could go at ANY moment.
I won’t even buy milk unless it’s ALREADY expired!
I only buy avocados ONE at a time. A
I could go at ANY moment.
I won’t even buy milk unless it’s ALREADY expired!
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Not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree. My wife says I’m more BEER stein than Einstein!
November 27, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Not the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree. My wife says I’m more BEER stein than Einstein!
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When you get older, every fart is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you’re gonna’ get!
You never know what you’re gonna’ get!
November 27, 2024 at 7:59 PM
When you get older, every fart is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you’re gonna’ get!
You never know what you’re gonna’ get!
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Trump is evidence how humans are NOT evolving.
They’re metastasizing.
They’re metastasizing.
November 27, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Trump is evidence how humans are NOT evolving.
They’re metastasizing.
They’re metastasizing.
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Its MUCH WORSE: Trump’s CIVIL WAR begins w/deportation plan and project 2025 manifesto, blatant steps towards bloodying the troops. He has 4 years to purge any not proven loyal and amass an army (military, civil, etc) to RETAIN power forever.
November 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Its MUCH WORSE: Trump’s CIVIL WAR begins w/deportation plan and project 2025 manifesto, blatant steps towards bloodying the troops. He has 4 years to purge any not proven loyal and amass an army (military, civil, etc) to RETAIN power forever.
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True! Anyone failing to acknowledge this truth is either a traitor or represents a clear and present danger to US citizens
November 28, 2024 at 4:39 AM
True! Anyone failing to acknowledge this truth is either a traitor or represents a clear and present danger to US citizens
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They wanted him - They got him!
Trump is an EPIC FAILURE!
November 28, 2024 at 10:46 PM
They wanted him - They got him!
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TRUMP: Mexico will pay for the wall and has agreed to stop migrants from approaching the US border.
So, you know, Mission Accomplished!
MEXICO: “Mr. Sir? We have no recollection of this agreement” (He’s not even in office and guano is oozing from every hole!)
So, you know, Mission Accomplished!
MEXICO: “Mr. Sir? We have no recollection of this agreement” (He’s not even in office and guano is oozing from every hole!)
November 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
TRUMP: Mexico will pay for the wall and has agreed to stop migrants from approaching the US border.
So, you know, Mission Accomplished!
MEXICO: “Mr. Sir? We have no recollection of this agreement” (He’s not even in office and guano is oozing from every hole!)
So, you know, Mission Accomplished!
MEXICO: “Mr. Sir? We have no recollection of this agreement” (He’s not even in office and guano is oozing from every hole!)
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Trump: You said it was TEN pieces of silver, right?
ALT-RIGHT Christians:
Ahhhh, YES! Yes, indeed!
My, my! Mr. President!!
Aren’t YOU the smartest negotiator we’ ever read about?!
ALT-RIGHT Christians:
Ahhhh, YES! Yes, indeed!
My, my! Mr. President!!
Aren’t YOU the smartest negotiator we’ ever read about?!
November 29, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Trump: You said it was TEN pieces of silver, right?
ALT-RIGHT Christians:
Ahhhh, YES! Yes, indeed!
My, my! Mr. President!!
Aren’t YOU the smartest negotiator we’ ever read about?!
ALT-RIGHT Christians:
Ahhhh, YES! Yes, indeed!
My, my! Mr. President!!
Aren’t YOU the smartest negotiator we’ ever read about?!