Chris Vespoli
@chrisvespoli.bsky.social
Award-winning writer/producer (Gizmodo, The Onion, TIME, Star Trek + more). Host of Worst Time for Everything podcast. New Yorker. Trekkie. Self-loathing Yankees/Giants fan. Peaked around 2013. (he/him) https://bio.site/chrisvespoli
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has secured another high-profile endorsement
June 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has secured another high-profile endorsement
The weather in New York this month can best be described as Ferenginar
June 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The weather in New York this month can best be described as Ferenginar
This is awesome but if you're gonna give the Enterprise-D bridge dark, moody lighting like in Star Trek: Generations, why not go all the way and add the extra stations on the sides? For me, the Generations bridge is the GOAT of bridges.
April 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This is awesome but if you're gonna give the Enterprise-D bridge dark, moody lighting like in Star Trek: Generations, why not go all the way and add the extra stations on the sides? For me, the Generations bridge is the GOAT of bridges.
Love it when my YouTube algo just gets me
April 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Love it when my YouTube algo just gets me
Hey! There's a new episode of my podcast! My lovely wife returns to the show to talk about the time she found herself in the middle of a true crime story while volunteering on a remote farm in Spain. Listen on your podcast app of your choice or YouTube!
April 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hey! There's a new episode of my podcast! My lovely wife returns to the show to talk about the time she found herself in the middle of a true crime story while volunteering on a remote farm in Spain. Listen on your podcast app of your choice or YouTube!
Happy First Contact Day! Oh wait... #StarTrek #FirstContactDay
April 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy First Contact Day! Oh wait... #StarTrek #FirstContactDay
Never heard of Morgan Wallen (the country star) so I looked him up and yep this tracks
March 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Never heard of Morgan Wallen (the country star) so I looked him up and yep this tracks
Counterpoint: This Guy.
March 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Counterpoint: This Guy.
The 90 Day Fiancé TV universe is my guilty pleasure and it just gifted me my new favorite reaction screenshot.
March 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The 90 Day Fiancé TV universe is my guilty pleasure and it just gifted me my new favorite reaction screenshot.
We needed a Star Trek version
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We needed a Star Trek version
“Forever 21 is filing for bankruptcy. Did you hear about this? Yeah, apparently they’re changing their name to Forever Chapter 11.”
March 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Forever 21 is filing for bankruptcy. Did you hear about this? Yeah, apparently they’re changing their name to Forever Chapter 11.”
Me coming to give you my hot take about Star Trek you didn't ask for
March 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Me coming to give you my hot take about Star Trek you didn't ask for
March 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
“Get in, loser. We’re going losing.”
March 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
“Get in, loser. We’re going losing.”
lol including a minor character who gets barbecued in a radiation leak halfway through Wrath of Khan is a wild choice
HE STAYED AT HIS POST WHEN THE TRAINEES RAN!
HE STAYED AT HIS POST WHEN THE TRAINEES RAN!
March 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
lol including a minor character who gets barbecued in a radiation leak halfway through Wrath of Khan is a wild choice
HE STAYED AT HIS POST WHEN THE TRAINEES RAN!
HE STAYED AT HIS POST WHEN THE TRAINEES RAN!
Wow, this is the fastest example of life imitating art I think I’ve ever seen.
February 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Wow, this is the fastest example of life imitating art I think I’ve ever seen.
Happy 50th birthday, #SNL! Working in and around Studio 8H was the best experience of my life behind getting married, having a kid, and watching the New York Giants beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl twice.
February 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Happy 50th birthday, #SNL! Working in and around Studio 8H was the best experience of my life behind getting married, having a kid, and watching the New York Giants beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl twice.
Starting a new photo series called #FoundTrek where I post accidental or unexpected examples of Star Trek in the wild.
Anyway, here’s an escalator company logo that looks like the Vulcan IDIC.🖖🏻
Anyway, here’s an escalator company logo that looks like the Vulcan IDIC.🖖🏻
January 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Starting a new photo series called #FoundTrek where I post accidental or unexpected examples of Star Trek in the wild.
Anyway, here’s an escalator company logo that looks like the Vulcan IDIC.🖖🏻
Anyway, here’s an escalator company logo that looks like the Vulcan IDIC.🖖🏻
Happy Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Happy Ben Folds Five Day to all who celebrate
It’s the Godzilla and Spawn soundtracks for me. (Soundtracks, man! What happened to them?)
December 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
It’s the Godzilla and Spawn soundtracks for me. (Soundtracks, man! What happened to them?)