Christy
@christyparker.bsky.social
I’m a woman. I like Trans Women just fine, thanks.
January 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’m a woman. I like Trans Women just fine, thanks.
As the delegate from The Straight Bitches, I concur.
January 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As the delegate from The Straight Bitches, I concur.
I totally do that. Like if someone startles me? “OMG, I just crapped my little cat pants.”
January 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I totally do that. Like if someone startles me? “OMG, I just crapped my little cat pants.”
My favorite self-created catchphrase is “Crapped his little cat pants.”
Back in the olden days, our dog startled our cat and I yelled, “I think Ralphie just crapped his little cat pants.”
And it stuck. It’s wonderfully annoying and useful.
Back in the olden days, our dog startled our cat and I yelled, “I think Ralphie just crapped his little cat pants.”
And it stuck. It’s wonderfully annoying and useful.
January 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My favorite self-created catchphrase is “Crapped his little cat pants.”
Back in the olden days, our dog startled our cat and I yelled, “I think Ralphie just crapped his little cat pants.”
And it stuck. It’s wonderfully annoying and useful.
Back in the olden days, our dog startled our cat and I yelled, “I think Ralphie just crapped his little cat pants.”
And it stuck. It’s wonderfully annoying and useful.
Holy shit, that is the girliest thing I’ve ever heard.
Well, as long as you make sure some of that junk food is chocolate.
Well, as long as you make sure some of that junk food is chocolate.
January 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Holy shit, that is the girliest thing I’ve ever heard.
Well, as long as you make sure some of that junk food is chocolate.
Well, as long as you make sure some of that junk food is chocolate.
Probably so, but not illegal.
December 31, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Probably so, but not illegal.
Yes and no. Defacing bills is only illegal if it makes them unspendable.
December 31, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Yes and no. Defacing bills is only illegal if it makes them unspendable.
Accidentally? Or through fertility treatments?
December 31, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Accidentally? Or through fertility treatments?
Or maybe that’s just how psycho the world is that this seemed possible
December 30, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Or maybe that’s just how psycho the world is that this seemed possible
Yep. I get that now that Emily has explained it to me. Thanks!
December 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Yep. I get that now that Emily has explained it to me. Thanks!
Ah, I was unaware. I thought it was actually NYT. Guess I should have looked closer.
December 30, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Ah, I was unaware. I thought it was actually NYT. Guess I should have looked closer.
I came here to say this. Peanut Brittle? How about donating to Habitat.
Thanks for being on the right page.
Thanks for being on the right page.
December 30, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I came here to say this. Peanut Brittle? How about donating to Habitat.
Thanks for being on the right page.
Thanks for being on the right page.
Uh oh. Dad’s about to stop this car.
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Uh oh. Dad’s about to stop this car.
How lovely and sweet. Thank you for being you.
November 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
How lovely and sweet. Thank you for being you.
Maybe they are preparing to reprogram him with newer AI that’s better able to emulate human reactions.
November 27, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Maybe they are preparing to reprogram him with newer AI that’s better able to emulate human reactions.
And the more beers you open, the drunker he becomes. Could add complexity to gameplay.
November 26, 2024 at 7:32 PM
And the more beers you open, the drunker he becomes. Could add complexity to gameplay.
So RFK Jr is basically the iron man suit, but with less flair?
November 26, 2024 at 3:09 PM
So RFK Jr is basically the iron man suit, but with less flair?
A little worm told me so.
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
A little worm told me so.
He will be the first to tell you that others write them and edit them and he just reads them. He’s actually a pretty good guy who is both interesting and an ally.
And he properly credits his staff.
And he properly credits his staff.
November 25, 2024 at 4:32 AM
He will be the first to tell you that others write them and edit them and he just reads them. He’s actually a pretty good guy who is both interesting and an ally.
And he properly credits his staff.
And he properly credits his staff.
He no longer hosts other channels. That ended sometime earlier this year or the end of last year.
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 PM
He no longer hosts other channels. That ended sometime earlier this year or the end of last year.
I first came to FB in 2008, I think. Those first few years were glorious.
We were sharing pics of cakes we baked & art we made. Kids and grandkids. New boyfriend, new wife, new daughter in law.
Fun things to meet up for. Sad reasons that we need space.
It was glorious. And we muffed it.
We were sharing pics of cakes we baked & art we made. Kids and grandkids. New boyfriend, new wife, new daughter in law.
Fun things to meet up for. Sad reasons that we need space.
It was glorious. And we muffed it.
November 22, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I first came to FB in 2008, I think. Those first few years were glorious.
We were sharing pics of cakes we baked & art we made. Kids and grandkids. New boyfriend, new wife, new daughter in law.
Fun things to meet up for. Sad reasons that we need space.
It was glorious. And we muffed it.
We were sharing pics of cakes we baked & art we made. Kids and grandkids. New boyfriend, new wife, new daughter in law.
Fun things to meet up for. Sad reasons that we need space.
It was glorious. And we muffed it.
Best way to eat an elephant…
November 22, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Best way to eat an elephant…