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Christy Eidson
@christyeidson.bsky.social
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Comedian - Actor - Writer - Halloween Enthusiast
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If you are a Gen Xer, all skunks have a French accent.
#genx #genxlife #GenXHumor #bugsbunny #pepelepew #funnymemes #memes#dailymemes #foryoupage #foryoupageシ #foryourpage
January 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Gen X: Yeah, I drank from the water hose!

#GenXHumor #genxlife #genx #DrankFromTheHose #waterhose #foryoupage #foryourpage
January 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Gen X: When you were the first one in your class to get a Trapper Keeper!
#myprecious #trapperkeeper #genx #GenXHumor #genxlife #foryoupage #foryourpage
January 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I want to donate my body to science, but they say I need to lose weight. I'm too FAT to DIE!
#foryoupage #foryourpage #weightloss #weightlossjourney #funeral #afterlife
January 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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People spell "mayo" because they can't spell mayonhayzze.
#mayonnaise #90dayfiance #foryourpage #foryoupage
January 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I like my men like I like my Mexican food...spicy and regretting it the next day.
#mexicanfood #spicy #men #dating #foryourpage
January 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Gen X: We've been 30 for the past 40 years!
#genx #GenXHumor #realitybites
January 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I don't consider myself a cougar. I'm more of a mountin' lion!
#cougar #olderwomen #menopause
January 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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My spirit animal is a raccoon. I'm kinda fat, I'll fight you, and I've eaten out of a trash can.
#raccoon #trashpanda #spiritanimal
January 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Raisins belong in 2 places: Kids' lunch boxes and the trash!
#raisins #lunchbox #foryourpage
January 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Tennessee Titans had a horrible year.
#TennesseeTitans #clevelandbrowns
#nflmemes
January 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Do you have friends that are always late?
#alwayswaiting #alwayslate #whereyouat
January 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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New Year's Resolution
Starting a new diet...
January 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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So a Tesla cyber truck explodes in front of the Trump hotel in Las Vegas...
No, it's not a joke.
But 2025 has started off with a bang!
#tesla #trump #vegas
January 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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#singleply #toiletpaper #coal
December 30, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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#seniordiscount #oldlady #genx #gettingold
November 27, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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Ross strikes again!
November 26, 2024 at 9:19 PM