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Tom Jones
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No, not that one.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mad self importance to have a character in your book reference another of your books as “one of his favourite novels”
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Things happen” is a funny way to pronounce “He was dismembered with a bone saw”
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s soup today Donald. I SAID, IT’S SOUP TODAY DONALD, YOU LIKE SOUP DON’T YOU.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Just good leadership. Working with international businesses to get a deal that works for everyone.

Oh
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Although would, 100%, approve a motion to reintroduce the version of the Haka from 1973
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A classic of the genre
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The moment when you remember that Lee Childs uses footballers as character names in the Reacher books is always jarring. This duo of ex-military mercenaries is truly insane though
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
RFK: “There are no 70 year olds with autism”

Also RFK: “Paracetamol causes autism”
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Two people who were definitely on that march yesterday
September 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
As predictable as the sun rising
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We are at the “ex ministers of state shouting questions over a wall” stage of democracy
August 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Half of 16 and 17 year olds dont want to vote. What a terrible waste. Good job their elders have them covered

www.itv.com/news/2025-07...
July 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Superb eggcorn in the (depressingly predictable) Facebook comments today. From this day forward I will only use this version of the phrase
July 17, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Turn him back at the border she says. From her home in Dubai.
July 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The holy grail is finding any shop south of Gretna Green that will accept this. Should be worth double if accepted
July 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What in the black mirror, dystopian hellscape is this
June 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Cool
June 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Although to be fair, this is a lovely touch
June 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Super way to engage with people.
June 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
With retrospective action?
June 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Less convinced by this nugget
June 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
What a country. Enforcement agents dressed like paramilitaries arresting a civil servant is so mad you would assume it was untrue
June 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
No, not shovelling processed pork down your gullet, actually "an enduring beacon of freedom for our nation AND THE WORLD"
June 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
His greatest contribution was gifting us the image of a pissed Ned Stark giving Neil Warnock both barrels after relegating Sheffield United
June 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM