Chris T. Roll
@christroll.bsky.social
Sr Documentation Manager @ [REDACTED] | ex-Epic Games, Unity, Riot Games | Novelist
🇷🇴 in 🇨🇦 forever standing with 🇺🇦 | #MakeChesterProud
(formerly chr1stroll @ twxtter)
🇷🇴 in 🇨🇦 forever standing with 🇺🇦 | #MakeChesterProud
(formerly chr1stroll @ twxtter)
December 26, 2024 at 9:15 PM
GitLab has been reposting these two jobs for at least six months. With all of the talent on the market right now, it's odd they still can't find anyone. I'd say they're ghost jobs and they've got a candidate going through LMIA in Canada or equivalent, but they don't offer visa sponsorship.
Weird.
Weird.
December 24, 2024 at 5:47 PM
GitLab has been reposting these two jobs for at least six months. With all of the talent on the market right now, it's odd they still can't find anyone. I'd say they're ghost jobs and they've got a candidate going through LMIA in Canada or equivalent, but they don't offer visa sponsorship.
Weird.
Weird.
Can anyone decipher this #Unity ad? 'Cause my tired-ass brain can't.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
December 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Can anyone decipher this #Unity ad? 'Cause my tired-ass brain can't.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
"Avoid depending on fragmented services or specialized expertise that can increase overhead or compromise your vision."
What.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
December 14, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
Okay, #LeagueofLegends, what the shit is this?
I get that you're going all-in on gacha to fleece the whales and people with poor impulse control, but this is a new low, even for you.
I get that you're going all-in on gacha to fleece the whales and people with poor impulse control, but this is a new low, even for you.
December 11, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Okay, #LeagueofLegends, what the shit is this?
I get that you're going all-in on gacha to fleece the whales and people with poor impulse control, but this is a new low, even for you.
I get that you're going all-in on gacha to fleece the whales and people with poor impulse control, but this is a new low, even for you.
These writing suggestions are getting out of hand. 🙄🙄🙄
December 9, 2024 at 11:31 PM
These writing suggestions are getting out of hand. 🙄🙄🙄
My health insurance won't pay for my crown because a bridge is effective and my plan "only allows for the cheapest option". I literally don't have a tooth to attach the f*cking bridge to.
Anyone know where the CEO of #Manulife is at? I just want to talk.
(For legal purposes, this is a joke.)
Anyone know where the CEO of #Manulife is at? I just want to talk.
(For legal purposes, this is a joke.)
December 7, 2024 at 5:08 AM
My health insurance won't pay for my crown because a bridge is effective and my plan "only allows for the cheapest option". I literally don't have a tooth to attach the f*cking bridge to.
Anyone know where the CEO of #Manulife is at? I just want to talk.
(For legal purposes, this is a joke.)
Anyone know where the CEO of #Manulife is at? I just want to talk.
(For legal purposes, this is a joke.)
Happening in #Romania now:
> Anti-Russian demonstration tonight after Russians used 10 million fake #TikTok accounts and social media influencers to propel an unknown russian proxy into position as favorite to win the Romanian presidency.
Source: www.linkedin.com/posts/marijn...
> Anti-Russian demonstration tonight after Russians used 10 million fake #TikTok accounts and social media influencers to propel an unknown russian proxy into position as favorite to win the Romanian presidency.
Source: www.linkedin.com/posts/marijn...
December 5, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Happening in #Romania now:
> Anti-Russian demonstration tonight after Russians used 10 million fake #TikTok accounts and social media influencers to propel an unknown russian proxy into position as favorite to win the Romanian presidency.
Source: www.linkedin.com/posts/marijn...
> Anti-Russian demonstration tonight after Russians used 10 million fake #TikTok accounts and social media influencers to propel an unknown russian proxy into position as favorite to win the Romanian presidency.
Source: www.linkedin.com/posts/marijn...
Being a gamer in their late 30s be like.
December 2, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Being a gamer in their late 30s be like.
Four games I worked on
December 1, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Four games I worked on
I finished #NaNoWriMo at a little over 45,000 words, and that's okay.
The goal for November was to finish the first draft of my next book, and between this and the 43,000 words I already had, I did it. No regrets.
The goal for November was to finish the first draft of my next book, and between this and the 43,000 words I already had, I did it. No regrets.
December 1, 2024 at 6:43 AM
I finished #NaNoWriMo at a little over 45,000 words, and that's okay.
The goal for November was to finish the first draft of my next book, and between this and the 43,000 words I already had, I did it. No regrets.
The goal for November was to finish the first draft of my next book, and between this and the 43,000 words I already had, I did it. No regrets.
They need better vetting. These are the first two results for bed linens...
November 27, 2024 at 6:58 PM
They need better vetting. These are the first two results for bed linens...
So~ I may have an itty-bitty romantic thriller up for preorder, folks 😇
If you're into #LGBTQ romance, #polyamory, bodyguard love stories, hacking thrillers and political intrigue, this might just be the book for you!
"To Bloom Again" by Keira North 💕
#AmWriting
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMCJPG2...
If you're into #LGBTQ romance, #polyamory, bodyguard love stories, hacking thrillers and political intrigue, this might just be the book for you!
"To Bloom Again" by Keira North 💕
#AmWriting
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMCJPG2...
November 24, 2024 at 5:56 PM
So~ I may have an itty-bitty romantic thriller up for preorder, folks 😇
If you're into #LGBTQ romance, #polyamory, bodyguard love stories, hacking thrillers and political intrigue, this might just be the book for you!
"To Bloom Again" by Keira North 💕
#AmWriting
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMCJPG2...
If you're into #LGBTQ romance, #polyamory, bodyguard love stories, hacking thrillers and political intrigue, this might just be the book for you!
"To Bloom Again" by Keira North 💕
#AmWriting
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DMCJPG2...
That awkward moment when he forgot to take out the ChatGPT bittybob at the start.
(The video he used for the post is stolen, too.)
(The video he used for the post is stolen, too.)
November 24, 2024 at 5:46 PM
That awkward moment when he forgot to take out the ChatGPT bittybob at the start.
(The video he used for the post is stolen, too.)
(The video he used for the post is stolen, too.)
8pm: literally falling asleep at my keyboard
3am:
3am:
November 24, 2024 at 8:46 AM
8pm: literally falling asleep at my keyboard
3am:
3am:
Western countries: Never again!
Western countries, when the thing happens again:
Western countries, when the thing happens again:
November 24, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Western countries: Never again!
Western countries, when the thing happens again:
Western countries, when the thing happens again:
I don't do gigs, but I've never been so excited about a gig in my LIFE. My biggest regret is not seeing #LinkinPark live in London when I had the chance (with Chester), so I'm not missing out on this one.
...now, if my move to Vancouver falls through, that'd be SUPER awkward 😶
...now, if my move to Vancouver falls through, that'd be SUPER awkward 😶
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I don't do gigs, but I've never been so excited about a gig in my LIFE. My biggest regret is not seeing #LinkinPark live in London when I had the chance (with Chester), so I'm not missing out on this one.
...now, if my move to Vancouver falls through, that'd be SUPER awkward 😶
...now, if my move to Vancouver falls through, that'd be SUPER awkward 😶
Anyone else hype to see #LinkinPark live next year (if we live that long)? :D
November 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Anyone else hype to see #LinkinPark live next year (if we live that long)? :D
I'm doing #NaNoWriMo this month (sans donating or supporting the org*), and timezones are really screwing me here. I'm writing every day, but sometimes I finish before midnight, and other times I finish around 2pm or so (insomnia is a superpower y'all**). RIP my streak 😭
November 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
I'm doing #NaNoWriMo this month (sans donating or supporting the org*), and timezones are really screwing me here. I'm writing every day, but sometimes I finish before midnight, and other times I finish around 2pm or so (insomnia is a superpower y'all**). RIP my streak 😭
Introduce yourself with four video games:
November 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Introduce yourself with four video games:
I have returned.
November 15, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I have returned.