Christoph Johnson
@christophj.bsky.social
Linguist FKA The Name Inspector. Author of Microstyle: The Art of Writing Little. Analytical Linguist @ Twitter fired by Musk. Fomenting revolution on LinkedIn. MANGETOUT. Working on a new book. He/him.
Chaotic clean cooking: whole wheat pasta with yellow cherry tomato and green bean sauce topped with toasted walnuts and Parm. Cherries and beans organic from garden.
August 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Chaotic clean cooking: whole wheat pasta with yellow cherry tomato and green bean sauce topped with toasted walnuts and Parm. Cherries and beans organic from garden.
Organic tomatoes and corn I just picked from my back yard. I am a farm boy.
August 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Organic tomatoes and corn I just picked from my back yard. I am a farm boy.
Quote post with a picture of street graffiti on your phone
April 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Quote post with a picture of street graffiti on your phone
The movie has a kind of tweaked mid-century modern vibe In the interiors. The high-waisted pants fit right in.
January 3, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The movie has a kind of tweaked mid-century modern vibe In the interiors. The high-waisted pants fit right in.
The question I have that I can’t post on LI is that if I have an ex that I still have flirty interactions with should I or should I not make a joke about dating again with respect to this pic
December 8, 2024 at 10:11 PM
The question I have that I can’t post on LI is that if I have an ex that I still have flirty interactions with should I or should I not make a joke about dating again with respect to this pic
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 25, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
I’m nostalgic for days when linguistics looked like this:
November 25, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I’m nostalgic for days when linguistics looked like this:
My housemate is a dear old friend and we argue about who is more fussy.
I wouldn’t say I’m fussy just because I insist on multigrain bread from Rose St. Patisserie topped with 7-min-15-sec eggs and Icelandic furikake!
I wouldn’t say I’m fussy just because I insist on multigrain bread from Rose St. Patisserie topped with 7-min-15-sec eggs and Icelandic furikake!
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
My housemate is a dear old friend and we argue about who is more fussy.
I wouldn’t say I’m fussy just because I insist on multigrain bread from Rose St. Patisserie topped with 7-min-15-sec eggs and Icelandic furikake!
I wouldn’t say I’m fussy just because I insist on multigrain bread from Rose St. Patisserie topped with 7-min-15-sec eggs and Icelandic furikake!
So we had ZLTs.
November 23, 2024 at 10:19 PM
So we had ZLTs.
This is late seasonally, but I invented “zacon” for my vegetarian housemates.
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
This is late seasonally, but I invented “zacon” for my vegetarian housemates.
I’m spending time in my childhood home of Hopkins, MN. Which has a giant raspberry.
November 23, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I’m spending time in my childhood home of Hopkins, MN. Which has a giant raspberry.
Reskeet with a photo of you where you aren't even the least bit menacing.
October 30, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Reskeet with a photo of you where you aren't even the least bit menacing.
Ah there we go.
September 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Ah there we go.
Minnesota baby. I’m back!
September 29, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Minnesota baby. I’m back!