Christopher Sommer
@christophersommer.bsky.social
PR/Comms/News. Funny stuff and lukewarm takes. D&D Bard of your dreams. 6’4” in my fitness era so expect some shirtless pics. Sorry not sorry.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you like sexy shirt, grab my favorite and support @handbasketzine.bsky.social, an awesome LGBTQ+ zine sharing our voices. Plus, use my code: CHRISTOPHER for 15% off! I just ordered a ton so hop on it!
It is cold. I am cold. I do not like it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It is cold. I am cold. I do not like it.
Me and my squad in life and death.
October 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Me and my squad in life and death.
I’ve been offline for a while after I was rear-ended by a reckless driver racing down the interstate. Had some neck/ back strains/sprains, and a mild concussion from the impact (she was doing 100mph+) and totaled my brand new car. I’ve been out of work and started physical therapy. Glad to be alive.
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’ve been offline for a while after I was rear-ended by a reckless driver racing down the interstate. Had some neck/ back strains/sprains, and a mild concussion from the impact (she was doing 100mph+) and totaled my brand new car. I’ve been out of work and started physical therapy. Glad to be alive.
I need you to write me something.
September 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I need you to write me something.
Ya boy can clean up every now and then.
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ya boy can clean up every now and then.
Last year in my 30s. Going to go out hotter and sluttier than ever. But mostly tired.
September 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Last year in my 30s. Going to go out hotter and sluttier than ever. But mostly tired.
The Dubai chocolate ice cream bars at Costco make me weak.
September 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Dubai chocolate ice cream bars at Costco make me weak.
Are we laboring on this day? Nay!
September 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Are we laboring on this day? Nay!
Oh my effing gawd. BOUGHT.
August 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh my effing gawd. BOUGHT.
Wow, nature really is h*rny for me
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wow, nature really is h*rny for me
My energy for the rest of this year
August 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My energy for the rest of this year
My first real introduction to Chicago was beyond amazing. I saw wonderful people, like @daneuntamed.bsky.social, and explored like I always dreamed. I love this place and can’t wait to come back.
August 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My first real introduction to Chicago was beyond amazing. I saw wonderful people, like @daneuntamed.bsky.social, and explored like I always dreamed. I love this place and can’t wait to come back.
I am a tiki boy now. I love Chicago!
August 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I am a tiki boy now. I love Chicago!
Sponsored by Hyatt. I guess.
August 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Sponsored by Hyatt. I guess.
Day 1 in Chicago was full of brutalism and severe weather.
August 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Day 1 in Chicago was full of brutalism and severe weather.
Me. Chicago. Next week.
August 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me. Chicago. Next week.
Serve smug realness from the doc’s office.
August 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Serve smug realness from the doc’s office.
Sunday snoots
August 3, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sunday snoots
My shoulder got a boo-boo (torn labrum) but doing PT and still werkin it.
August 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My shoulder got a boo-boo (torn labrum) but doing PT and still werkin it.
Off I go to St. Louis. Known for their saints and Louises. Louisi?
July 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Off I go to St. Louis. Known for their saints and Louises. Louisi?
The Sommer cut sponsored by the flu. Beats eating better, I suppose.
July 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Sommer cut sponsored by the flu. Beats eating better, I suppose.