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Christopher LO-R
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I am proficient in karate chops and farts.
This packaging seems to imply that I should be leaving Christmas Tree Cakes for Santa. Respectfully, Santa can piss off. Those are MINE! My husband is lucky I even share with him.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So Megyn Kelly supports pedophilia, and Apple hasn’t pulled her podcast? iHeart Radio hasn’t pulled her podcast? Is anyone going to pull her podcast or do they also support child rape?
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*insert The Simpsons he’s already dead gif here*
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Get into a war of words with one of the world’s preeminent wordsmiths and watch as you are emasculated into oblivion. What a fucking dope.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Here’s a list of DINOs who need to be primaried. Schumer and Jeffries aren’t listed, but should be included, too.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Okay… So I guess they’re naming bird seed after me now? I didn’t ask for this attention.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Day Thirty-One - For the spooky season finale, we watched Weapons. I saw it in the theater, and now I’ve seen it at home. It was equally scary. I think it’s even better with a second viewing.

See you next October.

#horrorween #spookyseason
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Do I want to scare one of my co-workers so badly they shit their pants? No. Would I find it hilarious if it happened? Absolutely!

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Day Thirty - tonight’s movie was Host. Not bad, scared the shit out of me, though. There’s a chance I screamed.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Day Twenty-Nine - today’s movie is the original Little Shop of Horrors. This movie is fantastic! I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It should go without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway: Cheryl Hines is a vapid nitwit. Fuck her.
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Day Twenty-Eight - tonight’s movie is I Know What You Did Last Summer, the 2025 version…. We’ll see.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Day Twenty-Seven - tonight’s movie is In a Violent Nature. I’ve seen it before, but I really liked it!

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Day Twenty-Six - tonight’s movie was The Substance. What the fuck was that? I need a minute.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Day Twenty-Five - tonight’s movie was Azrael. My husband picked it. He’s always picking movies that have elements that stress me out!

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m working on installing my Cricut and listening to The Carpenters. Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft is severely under appreciated.
October 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Day Twenty-Four - tonight’s movie is Night of the Lepus. This movie is *chef’s kiss*

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I wasn’t able to watch a movie yesterday due to a work obligation, so today I will watch two.

Day “Twenty-Three” - today’s movie is The Devil-Doll. I might be obsessed with old horror movies at the present time.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Day Twenty-Two - today’s movie is The Curse of the Cat People. I’m finding it highly enjoyable.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Day Twenty-One - tonight’s movie is Run Rabbit Run. This movie makes parenting look effing exhausting. No thanks!

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Day Twenty - tonight’s movie was Presence. It wasn’t a bad little movie. The think it gave me motion sickness, though.

#horrorween #spookyseasob
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Day Nineteen - tonight’s movie was listed as a horror movie, but I didn’t think it was: Caddo Lake. Any movie with intertwining timelines needs to explain everything, in detail, at the end. Not a bad movie, though.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Day Eighteen - tonight’s movie was Longlegs. I have seen it before, but I wanted to give it a rewatch. This movie disturbs me.

#horrorween #spookyseason
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oops! I forgot to post this yesterday.

Day Seventeen - today’s movie was The Witch. I had seen it before, but I watched it again because I just love a cinematic goat.

#horrorween #soookyseason
October 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM