@christophermnor.bsky.social
Licking their boots won't save you.
Writer. Nerd. Dog dad. 🇨🇦
Writer. Nerd. Dog dad. 🇨🇦
I keep seeing all these SNL clips with Ariana Grande, and yeah she's talented as hell, not just as Galinda.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.
December 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I keep seeing all these SNL clips with Ariana Grande, and yeah she's talented as hell, not just as Galinda.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.
So I guess if we can all overlook that time Tom Hanks cheated on his wife, we can do it for her too.
I'm not here to go viral.
I'm not here to increase my followers.
I am here for a very specific and nerdy reason: to leave a record of my mind so the machines can recreate me from my digital footprint, like the Avenging Angel's in Caprica.
But slightly taller and less pretty.
I'm not here to increase my followers.
I am here for a very specific and nerdy reason: to leave a record of my mind so the machines can recreate me from my digital footprint, like the Avenging Angel's in Caprica.
But slightly taller and less pretty.
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm not here to go viral.
I'm not here to increase my followers.
I am here for a very specific and nerdy reason: to leave a record of my mind so the machines can recreate me from my digital footprint, like the Avenging Angel's in Caprica.
But slightly taller and less pretty.
I'm not here to increase my followers.
I am here for a very specific and nerdy reason: to leave a record of my mind so the machines can recreate me from my digital footprint, like the Avenging Angel's in Caprica.
But slightly taller and less pretty.
I've reached the point in my life where sometimes I'm able to override my curiosity.
"Who is this person everyone is talking about? Wait, do I need to know? Am I going to be severely disappointed when I find out, like when I Googled Michelle Remple?"
"Who is this person everyone is talking about? Wait, do I need to know? Am I going to be severely disappointed when I find out, like when I Googled Michelle Remple?"
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I've reached the point in my life where sometimes I'm able to override my curiosity.
"Who is this person everyone is talking about? Wait, do I need to know? Am I going to be severely disappointed when I find out, like when I Googled Michelle Remple?"
"Who is this person everyone is talking about? Wait, do I need to know? Am I going to be severely disappointed when I find out, like when I Googled Michelle Remple?"
Dear audible.com I know you're evil and all, but could you please stop sending me ads for Moldymort's books?
I'm never going to give one cent to fund transphobia, nor support anyone who voiced them.
Yeah fuck you House MD you're as dead to me as Bill Burr.
I'm never going to give one cent to fund transphobia, nor support anyone who voiced them.
Yeah fuck you House MD you're as dead to me as Bill Burr.
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December 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Dear audible.com I know you're evil and all, but could you please stop sending me ads for Moldymort's books?
I'm never going to give one cent to fund transphobia, nor support anyone who voiced them.
Yeah fuck you House MD you're as dead to me as Bill Burr.
I'm never going to give one cent to fund transphobia, nor support anyone who voiced them.
Yeah fuck you House MD you're as dead to me as Bill Burr.
No of course I don't agree with Brad Pitt beating his wife.
Wait, did he beat Gwyneth too?
Is that why she's like that?
I just thought she was an idiotic spoiled brat but if she has brain damage maybe we owe old CandleVag some sympathy.
Wait, did he beat Gwyneth too?
Is that why she's like that?
I just thought she was an idiotic spoiled brat but if she has brain damage maybe we owe old CandleVag some sympathy.
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
No of course I don't agree with Brad Pitt beating his wife.
Wait, did he beat Gwyneth too?
Is that why she's like that?
I just thought she was an idiotic spoiled brat but if she has brain damage maybe we owe old CandleVag some sympathy.
Wait, did he beat Gwyneth too?
Is that why she's like that?
I just thought she was an idiotic spoiled brat but if she has brain damage maybe we owe old CandleVag some sympathy.
They're re-releasing Twilight in theaters.
Please let an Asteroid hit the earth.
Please let an Asteroid hit the earth.
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
They're re-releasing Twilight in theaters.
Please let an Asteroid hit the earth.
Please let an Asteroid hit the earth.
Finding out that Kristin Kreuk was the one who introduced...uh..shit...fuck it Chloe to the sex cult just hurts my brain.
I always thought Lana was the smart one.
Turns out the smartest one was always Lois AND it's not just American actors who have a monopoly on being stupid.
I always thought Lana was the smart one.
Turns out the smartest one was always Lois AND it's not just American actors who have a monopoly on being stupid.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Finding out that Kristin Kreuk was the one who introduced...uh..shit...fuck it Chloe to the sex cult just hurts my brain.
I always thought Lana was the smart one.
Turns out the smartest one was always Lois AND it's not just American actors who have a monopoly on being stupid.
I always thought Lana was the smart one.
Turns out the smartest one was always Lois AND it's not just American actors who have a monopoly on being stupid.
Someone should write a book called 'Dumb Like Me' where they go undercover as a stupid person and see what life is like.
Although they'd probably end up working in the White House.
Although they'd probably end up working in the White House.
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Someone should write a book called 'Dumb Like Me' where they go undercover as a stupid person and see what life is like.
Although they'd probably end up working in the White House.
Although they'd probably end up working in the White House.
Today I learned "Teaching your grandmother to suck eggs" means "Teaching someone something they already know."
So gender neutral mansplaining.
So gender neutral mansplaining.
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today I learned "Teaching your grandmother to suck eggs" means "Teaching someone something they already know."
So gender neutral mansplaining.
So gender neutral mansplaining.
"You know alcoholism is disease right?"
"I do. I also know it can sometimes be treated by KICKING YOUR ASS!"
"I do. I also know it can sometimes be treated by KICKING YOUR ASS!"
December 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"You know alcoholism is disease right?"
"I do. I also know it can sometimes be treated by KICKING YOUR ASS!"
"I do. I also know it can sometimes be treated by KICKING YOUR ASS!"
"If you criticize Isreal we will destroy your life."
Very sane reaction there.
Certainly not the kind of response you'd expect from a country that's spent the last two years murdering children.
Very sane reaction there.
Certainly not the kind of response you'd expect from a country that's spent the last two years murdering children.
December 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"If you criticize Isreal we will destroy your life."
Very sane reaction there.
Certainly not the kind of response you'd expect from a country that's spent the last two years murdering children.
Very sane reaction there.
Certainly not the kind of response you'd expect from a country that's spent the last two years murdering children.
I can accept "Seeing the good in people" being the real punk rock way easier than I could accept conservatives being punk rock, because conservatism is antithetical to nearly every aspect of Punk Rock.
At least in my understanding.
At least in my understanding.
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can accept "Seeing the good in people" being the real punk rock way easier than I could accept conservatives being punk rock, because conservatism is antithetical to nearly every aspect of Punk Rock.
At least in my understanding.
At least in my understanding.
I like Taylor Swift in general, like her music, think she has the potential to be a real force for good in the world.
I worry she could also become a Madonnaboros, a celebrity with their head so far up their own ass it comes back out their mouth.
I worry she could also become a Madonnaboros, a celebrity with their head so far up their own ass it comes back out their mouth.
December 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I like Taylor Swift in general, like her music, think she has the potential to be a real force for good in the world.
I worry she could also become a Madonnaboros, a celebrity with their head so far up their own ass it comes back out their mouth.
I worry she could also become a Madonnaboros, a celebrity with their head so far up their own ass it comes back out their mouth.
🎵We built this city, we built this city on toxiiiiic waste🎵
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
🎵We built this city, we built this city on toxiiiiic waste🎵
Apps: Hey, why don't you try our premium version for 9.99?
*clears throat*
*Eric Cartman voice*
"WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MAH BALSE!"
*clears throat*
*Eric Cartman voice*
"WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MAH BALSE!"
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Apps: Hey, why don't you try our premium version for 9.99?
*clears throat*
*Eric Cartman voice*
"WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MAH BALSE!"
*clears throat*
*Eric Cartman voice*
"WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MAH BALSE!"
🎵Why don't you Major in business instead?🎵
Well you see grandpa, things aren't the same as they were in the 40s. Nowadays the only way to succeed in business is either to be, or to emulate a sociopath and you set an example of a moral man.
I'm just not willing to compromise my integrity.
Well you see grandpa, things aren't the same as they were in the 40s. Nowadays the only way to succeed in business is either to be, or to emulate a sociopath and you set an example of a moral man.
I'm just not willing to compromise my integrity.
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
🎵Why don't you Major in business instead?🎵
Well you see grandpa, things aren't the same as they were in the 40s. Nowadays the only way to succeed in business is either to be, or to emulate a sociopath and you set an example of a moral man.
I'm just not willing to compromise my integrity.
Well you see grandpa, things aren't the same as they were in the 40s. Nowadays the only way to succeed in business is either to be, or to emulate a sociopath and you set an example of a moral man.
I'm just not willing to compromise my integrity.
Also I'm not sure QT would have done a worse job than JJ-I-dont-really-like-startrek, but an R rated universe where Klingon Samuel L. Jackson calls the other Klingons 'Kliggers' ain't what I'm looking for either.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also I'm not sure QT would have done a worse job than JJ-I-dont-really-like-startrek, but an R rated universe where Klingon Samuel L. Jackson calls the other Klingons 'Kliggers' ain't what I'm looking for either.
QT could have said: "I think I'll do Kill Bill Vol. 3" and everyone would have loved it, instead he decided to throw a temper tantrum.
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
QT could have said: "I think I'll do Kill Bill Vol. 3" and everyone would have loved it, instead he decided to throw a temper tantrum.
At least when George Carlin would sell out it was for the Yellow Pages or Shining Time Station. Not for a murderous regime.
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
At least when George Carlin would sell out it was for the Yellow Pages or Shining Time Station. Not for a murderous regime.
There is no good reason for Canada to be selling weapons to help Ice.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There is no good reason for Canada to be selling weapons to help Ice.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting.
I really hope my dog doesn't get jealous that I look at other dogs on the internet.
November 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I really hope my dog doesn't get jealous that I look at other dogs on the internet.
If someone tried to kill me with a bomb and had the audacity to demand I return that bomb...I would absolutely return the bomb directly to their face.
No I'm just joking. I'd sell it to China.
No I'm just joking. I'd sell it to China.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If someone tried to kill me with a bomb and had the audacity to demand I return that bomb...I would absolutely return the bomb directly to their face.
No I'm just joking. I'd sell it to China.
No I'm just joking. I'd sell it to China.
Vader, Palpatine, no the scariest Sith is Darth Credit card debt.
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Vader, Palpatine, no the scariest Sith is Darth Credit card debt.
Me: Adopt Don't Shop is a good system.
Also me: *watches a ridiculous number of puppy videos *
Also me: *watches a ridiculous number of puppy videos *
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Me: Adopt Don't Shop is a good system.
Also me: *watches a ridiculous number of puppy videos *
Also me: *watches a ridiculous number of puppy videos *
I always figured I'd die in poverty, I just thought it would be in my 80s or 90s but it looks like Doug Ford and his buddies are trying to speed up the process.
October 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I always figured I'd die in poverty, I just thought it would be in my 80s or 90s but it looks like Doug Ford and his buddies are trying to speed up the process.