Christopher Hilton
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Christopher Hilton
@christopherhilton.bsky.social
Howdy. I make tape loops & sell them on my eBay page cassettetapeloops. I like lofi, ambient, noise & outsider music/art. I adore cats & I’m into Astronomy/Space/Sci-Fi as well as Mycology/Fungi/Mushrooms. I’m neurodivergent, 13 years sober & a big nerd.
I was 11 and obsessed with Mario and Zelda as well however the Nintendo Cereal System was genuinely good cereal.
Conversely I was a huge fan of the original Star Wars trilogy but Kellogg's C-3PO Cereal (1984) was terrible.
That’s my experience anyway.. :)
May 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
No Ricky it isn’t irrelevant but you are.
May 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Shareware was so fun. So was “knowing” that everyone agreed all Nazis are evil thus kill all Nazis… (I’m referring to pixelated Nazis obviously)
May 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Every time I learn something new about the chive I want to crawl deeper into my own skin. Can you imagine how insufferable it would be to hang out with a group of chive guys? Do they think this shit is genuinely funny, ironically funny… idk. I doubt they know the difference & I don’t know why I care
January 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
... are we the baddies?

“FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY.”

Yes. Unequivocally we are the baddies.
January 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
... are we the baddies?

“FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA IS OPEN TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY.”

Yes. Unequivocally we are the baddies.
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Ding, ding, ding We have a winner! I bet the RE4 merchant has some good ideas. When they dumped a shit filled boot into the kitchen sink at @Headgum I thought “that’s a man with a plan.” Now i ask myself WWRE4 Merchant do in all kinds of situations.
January 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I loved that stupid movie. I wanted to be a pirate radio DJ evading triangulation driving around in a jeep.
January 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Thanks internet how helpful! I think soak it with a towel but don’t rub it in then soda water maybe???
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reposted by Christopher Hilton
December 31, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I absolutely love that mycelium shot!
January 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I know that view well. Excellent shot.
January 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Look at that who got that? Dylan that looks really good I should’ve got that.
Gimme that …. I’m jokin I’m jokin.” “The truth is I may look like I have it all, but inside I’m just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people‘s food or their burgers.”
January 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM