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Christopher Fischer
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Commissioner of Accounts and Finance, Mayor Pro-Tem of the City of Zion IL. All posts are my own.
Festivus for the rest of us!
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November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yep, that's true.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Haahhahahaha....whew...hahahahahahaha!
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November 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
A grown up, with real life experiences would have some empathy, and understanding that sometimes bad things happen to good people. Seems he's still waiting to hit puberty.
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Too big, like landing Skylab on the Moon. Size matters; more mass, requires more fuel, bigger interior more oxygen, again more mass, more fuel... Big, doesn't equal better in space travel.
November 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Too late to ramp up for a heads up fight, they are at a severe technological disadvantage. Best figure on heading for the hills and start organizing the kind of guerrilla insurgency we thought we were going to get entangled in with Nicaragua, and El Salvador in the 80's.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It's the old Family Circus cartoon running gag, just substitute "Democrats" for "Nobody".
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I expect the "pay" will be gift cards.
October 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What is it with these right wingers that are unable to comprehend time, history, or precedent in any way? They just perpetually exist in some kind of mental multiverse where Jesus rides a T-Rex into Jerusalem and drives the Jets out of the Cinearama with the help of Godzilla and Jimmy Olsen.
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I saw the recreation of the 1937 "Degenerate Art" exhibition at the Art Institute of Chicago in 1991. The Nazis wanted to give their racism the gloss of intellectualism.

Degenerate Art: The Fate of the Avant-Garde in Nazi Germany | The Art Institute of Chicago share.google/rdOm4UoRvbew...
Degenerate Art: The Fate of the Avant-Garde in Nazi Germany | The Art Institute of Chicago
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October 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Great show, I was listening while hand cutting tree branches with a 20 inch bow saw. A robot gardener would have come in handy.
October 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I truly believe they are so lazy and incompetent they are just crabbing from Albert Speer.

Germania (city) - Wikipedia share.google/MDN8xMbYRZcg...
Germania (city) - Wikipedia
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October 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He's riding that Crazy Caligula Express right to the end. Grandiose monuments, accepting bribes, prosecuting opponents, imaginary wars, public corruption. If tomorrow he claims to be the greatest of all the gods, and declares war on Neptune, we are really up the creek without a paddle.
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October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He's riding that Crazy Caligula Express right to the end. Grandiose monuments, accepting bribes, prosecuting opponents, imaginary wars, public corruption. If tomorrow he claims to be the greatest of all the gods, and declares war on Neptune, we are really up the creek without a paddle.
a man wearing a white toga and a headband with a bracelet that says ' egypt ' on it
Alt: John Hurt as Caligula in "I Claudius" BBC TV series. Wearing a white toga and a headband. The gif text says "...Do you think I'm mad?"
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October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Knowing how lazy Trump and his bunch are, I expect they'll just copy Speer's plans for Germania.
Germania (city) - Wikipedia
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October 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If we were recasting a reboot, she could be Ally McBeal's evil, incompetent coworker.
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October 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM