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CB
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Writer for games.
Very Kramer-coded (the way it should have stayed), and yeah it would do the trick.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Terry Gilliam had our era figured out pretty well 40 years ago.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
For those that don’t know, the “Flood” in Halo are a species of highly virulent parasitic organisms that consumes whole galaxies by moving in and taking over the existing population, if you want to know how the edge-lord Brownshirts running our government view immigrants to the United States.
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me trying to make it to through the day…
October 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
After consultation with his brother (left), I’m sure. Normal people who know other normal people.
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I made it until 2025 without knowing this revolting tidbit.

jacobin.com/2015/10/the-...
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“Russ Vought. The Director of the OMB?”
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Considering his last meal in the White House was this, I imagine he was shitting a presidential brick.
October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It's never, ever the right move.
October 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"kids"!!
October 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's just these guys but digital.
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You gotta really get that napkin situated for full coverage, Tommy DeVito style.
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The month before the election:
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
October 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
So an AI *can* be president.
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Do these dipshits not understand that you can get these for $24.99 on Amazon?
August 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
TRUMP 2028 in the upper left corner.

Just casually reinforcing the idea that you plan to coup the country again in three and a half years.
August 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
July 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Speaking as a Sonics fan, what happened to that fanbase was hard to watch. And as a Mariners fan, it was like playing baseball locked in a Thunderdome and there's nothing else like it and I miss it.
July 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That outfit featured a monster claw. Her daughter is afraid of monster claws.
July 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Also starting to get some real "late stage Jake Lamotta from Raging Bull" energy here.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
July 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Hop in, we’re breaking records.
July 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
July 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM