Chris Green
@christopher-green.bsky.social
Walker of Floyd, an independent Canine
Dude. You literally can’t leave.
You’re omnipresent.
You’re omnipresent.
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dude. You literally can’t leave.
You’re omnipresent.
You’re omnipresent.
That’s crazy talk.
July 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
That’s crazy talk.
Don't let the Republicans hear you say this. They'd crucify you.
July 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Don't let the Republicans hear you say this. They'd crucify you.
NYT is the paper of record for fascist shitweasels.
@nytimes
@nytimes
July 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
NYT is the paper of record for fascist shitweasels.
@nytimes
@nytimes
All I’m sayin’ is I’ve never seen the two in the same room at the same time.
It’d be a little irresponsible at the point not to speculate given today’s vote.
It’d be a little irresponsible at the point not to speculate given today’s vote.
July 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
All I’m sayin’ is I’ve never seen the two in the same room at the same time.
It’d be a little irresponsible at the point not to speculate given today’s vote.
It’d be a little irresponsible at the point not to speculate given today’s vote.
You can't spell "Denali Care" without spelling "Denial Care."
July 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You can't spell "Denali Care" without spelling "Denial Care."
"We" are not whaling. Inupiat and Yupik folks subsistence hunt whales for food.
July 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"We" are not whaling. Inupiat and Yupik folks subsistence hunt whales for food.
See? They got over it.
July 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
See? They got over it.
Protip, you can convert to pounds if you first convert to tje Trump's preferred Imperial Unit of Measure, the Eightball. Where x = the number of Eightballs, the formula is x8 * 16.
June 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Protip, you can convert to pounds if you first convert to tje Trump's preferred Imperial Unit of Measure, the Eightball. Where x = the number of Eightballs, the formula is x8 * 16.
Use the Force, Luke.
June 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Use the Force, Luke.
Terrible thing to see in a city called "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles."
June 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Terrible thing to see in a city called "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles."
Love the CBP Darth Vader cosplay outfits.
June 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Love the CBP Darth Vader cosplay outfits.
As much as I dislike George Santos, I'm even less a fan of prison rape humor, regardless how much schadenfreude it's served with.
May 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
As much as I dislike George Santos, I'm even less a fan of prison rape humor, regardless how much schadenfreude it's served with.
I'm not seeing the "round trip" part.
April 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I'm not seeing the "round trip" part.
I'd never again be able to say, "Is the Pope Catholic?" to any patently true statement ever again. Certainly not, "Does the Pope work Sundays?", cuz that's a non-starter.
April 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'd never again be able to say, "Is the Pope Catholic?" to any patently true statement ever again. Certainly not, "Does the Pope work Sundays?", cuz that's a non-starter.
Some folks are like slinkies. Bring a little smile to your face when you push ‘em down the stairs.
April 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Some folks are like slinkies. Bring a little smile to your face when you push ‘em down the stairs.
Why are her credit cards not mentioned among the lost items? Or, does she not have any?
April 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Why are her credit cards not mentioned among the lost items? Or, does she not have any?
You coined one there.
April 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You coined one there.