Christophe Maine
@christophemaine.bsky.social
French citizen Living in UK for the last 30 years. Like to think that my heart is in the right place, but I could be wrong. Not even close of being perfect but I keep working on it.Satire and sarcasm are sometimes the best way to fight oppression.
PEACE.
PEACE.
Even from where he starts, you still have to lower your expectations.
Sad little man.
Sad little man.
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Even from where he starts, you still have to lower your expectations.
Sad little man.
Sad little man.
Your prostate is bothering you?
FIFA piss prize is the answer.
FIFA piss prize is the answer.
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Your prostate is bothering you?
FIFA piss prize is the answer.
FIFA piss prize is the answer.
Who in his right mind can ask himself this question?
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Who in his right mind can ask himself this question?
It took five years to rebuild and renovate “Notre Dame” after the terrible fire of 2019 for the world to enjoy this wonderful place. Now POTUS raised $200M from “for the love of dance only “ philanthropists to build his “Saturday Night Beaver” disco nightclub. The world is so proud of you guys.
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
It took five years to rebuild and renovate “Notre Dame” after the terrible fire of 2019 for the world to enjoy this wonderful place. Now POTUS raised $200M from “for the love of dance only “ philanthropists to build his “Saturday Night Beaver” disco nightclub. The world is so proud of you guys.
A new fairy tale every day.
September 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
A new fairy tale every day.
Give them games.
March 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Give them games.
Pudding likes heights.
March 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Pudding likes heights.
❤️❤️❤️ Pudding.
March 14, 2025 at 10:09 AM
❤️❤️❤️ Pudding.
Suffering from a bad case of politic fatigue now. Just getting tired of this constant nonsense. Pudding was right all along, I need to spend more time with her.
March 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Suffering from a bad case of politic fatigue now. Just getting tired of this constant nonsense. Pudding was right all along, I need to spend more time with her.
Pudding is still with me after 15 years of unconditional love and feel your loss as I dread the day she’s gonna leave me.
March 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Pudding is still with me after 15 years of unconditional love and feel your loss as I dread the day she’s gonna leave me.
My morning coffee makes more sense than ever.
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My morning coffee makes more sense than ever.
Tofu’s not impressed with his new winter gear.
Can’t blame him.
Can’t blame him.
February 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Tofu’s not impressed with his new winter gear.
Can’t blame him.
Can’t blame him.
Needless to add anything.
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Needless to add anything.
The morning after the night before.
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The morning after the night before.
Good morning USA.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
January 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good morning USA.
What a time to be alive.
What a time to be alive.
Picture taken in 2019 but still reflects my feelings.
January 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Picture taken in 2019 but still reflects my feelings.
Many moons ago, my daughter offered me this coffee mug and I am not going to start a cheap philosophical speech about it but whenever I am using it, it reminds me why I’m so proud of her for becoming a fine human being and why I love her so much.
January 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Many moons ago, my daughter offered me this coffee mug and I am not going to start a cheap philosophical speech about it but whenever I am using it, it reminds me why I’m so proud of her for becoming a fine human being and why I love her so much.
Sounds right to me.
January 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sounds right to me.
Since there’s no facts checkers on Facebook,I have decided to post a picture of “Pudding” pausing in front of a stealth bomber. So good that no one can see it.
January 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Since there’s no facts checkers on Facebook,I have decided to post a picture of “Pudding” pausing in front of a stealth bomber. So good that no one can see it.
Since there’s no fact checking on Facebook, I have decided to post the last known picture of “Pudding“ and “Tofu”taken on their trip to Springfield. We’ve never seen them ever again.
January 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Since there’s no fact checking on Facebook, I have decided to post the last known picture of “Pudding“ and “Tofu”taken on their trip to Springfield. We’ve never seen them ever again.
Since there’s no facts checkers on Facebook, I have decided to post this video of “Tofu” touring Canada.
January 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Since there’s no facts checkers on Facebook, I have decided to post this video of “Tofu” touring Canada.