A straight man loves to call himself moose. A gay man would never

How silly is a shrug. It's so dramatic.

the most embarrassing part of being a “100 tabs open at once” guy is when you inadvertently close them and don’t even notice and there are absolutely no negative consequences

I think instead of asking if you're an April Tauros or a May Tauros, we should ask are you a Diamond Tauros or an Emerald Tauros. #zodiac

Cannot express my love for lasagna without someone comparing me to Garfield. That fucking cat is ruining everything for me.

You know what, I love it when a British person pronounces non-binary as non binree

I wish there was an option for bluesky interests to pick "the mentally unwell."