Solidly meh

This. Hard this

Sucks for San Jose and DC, but ultimately this is actually pretty okay

I wonder if these actually consider the time of kickoff

Can we fine the ref too, for facilitating this behavior?

I thought this was supposed to be satire? This is just facts...

I've definitely experienced this when solo hiking at dawn/dusk/night. However, I also have run into bears at this time which validates my heightened state

This is actually a point of contention in my household. I (from Seattle) say pee-cahn. My wife (from Boston) says pee-can. She corrects me any time I say it "wrong"

🎵🎵
HE SPITS, HE BITES,
HE LOSES AND HE FIGHTS
LUIS SUAREZ, LUIS SUAREZ

No player has pissed me off as much as this dude with SJ

Right. It kinda seems like they're just hoping people forget about it so they don't have to sanction their golden child. If they do nothing then it would be absolutely bush league

Seriously, what's the hold up? This seems like a no-brainer

Anyone else notice that MLS has deliberately hidden any reference to this on their official website? There are multiple write-ups of the match and this ordeal is conspicuously absent, almost as if they plan to do absolutely nothing about.

The next few days will determine whether Garber has a spine

8 of the 15 players that featured in this match came up through their academy 👍

How about we arrest some of these "fans" while we're at it?

Yup. Time for MLS to decide if it wants to be taken seriously or not

I know it's not like he's ever bitten an opponent on three separate occasions or anything like that

Sergio Busquets threw a punch as well. Pathetic

I know, it's not like he's ever bitten a player on an opposing side 3 times or anything, right?