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Was wondering if the R in GROAT meant Rear for a second there 🥴

Always read the article before speculating! 😅
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 AM
When Hinkie talked of the longest view in the room, you never knew he foresaw Muscala's three and last season's turdathon. Ignore everything before, it was all part of the plan!
January 4, 2026 at 12:13 PM
All a bit much really isn't it
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Was he in charge of attacking or defensive set pieces? Cos if the latter, this is a no brainer!
December 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You could say, my late night Bluesky call when I'm feeling bored and want to be satisfied
December 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In hindsight, its a pretty fucked up concept for a film!
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And that is why he's my go to Bluesky search when I want something to read!
December 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Can you share this data?
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I knew it was Konchesky!
December 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I was thinking more like Maxey, Drummond, Gordon, Lowry (for salaries) and a pick or two!

Then you've still got 3 quality young guards but a stronger forward line. I wouldn't go near it if it was Maxey and VJ or McCain
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Should the team trade Maxey for Giannis for as close to a straight swap as possible?

McCain
Edgecombe/Grimes
George
Giannis
Embiid
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Is that our best starting 5 now, you think?
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What do you think of Amber Mark? I'm a huuuuge fan!
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
He's only two categories away from joining the 50/40/90 club 🎯
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
With two kids under 5, this is literally my life goal at the moment
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Could unpin this one now mate! 😉
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oysters
Lord of the Rings
Sweet Caroline
October 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fair deal for Grimes
Good outcome for the Sixers
No hard feelings

3 phrases I don't expect to be saying at the end of the day
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What additional roster moves would be available to the team if Grimes takes the QO, a 10-15m p/a contract, or a 16+m p/a balloon payment?
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Spike* not Moke 🥴
September 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
There was no one, so you bring the negotiation back to reality by implying the qualifying offer ballpark x4. Hopefully it lands somewhere in the $13m-$16m midway point everyone has been discussing, on a multi-year 🤝
September 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I think Spoke from @rtrspodcast.bsky.social nailed it yesterday. Bauman would've been making $25m+ noises at the start of the off season and the way you combat that is say, Right go and find someone who will pay it
September 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Thank YOU for the hard work, great writing and interesting ideas!
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Who blinks first?! 😬
September 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What would a Maxey for Lauri Markenen trade have to look like for you consider it? Straight swap or inc assets?
September 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM