Stubborn Punkass 🍉
@christoherward.bsky.social
Male/plural. Communard. Writer. General purpose nerd. Caption Boy (and Boyfriend) for Mainely Mandy.
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
The sound y'all probably just heard was me screaming as I opened this
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The sound y'all probably just heard was me screaming as I opened this
That feel when you're just a working class scrub but can point at your big time Hollywood friend @eileen.actor on the tv!
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That feel when you're just a working class scrub but can point at your big time Hollywood friend @eileen.actor on the tv!
Not ever LP I buy ends up feeling like money well spent, but this one does
October 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Not ever LP I buy ends up feeling like money well spent, but this one does
Making a guy
October 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Making a guy
Ol' Howie was famously a teetotaler so I find the existence of this book deeply hilarious
October 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Ol' Howie was famously a teetotaler so I find the existence of this book deeply hilarious
Next book: Between Two Fires
October 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Next book: Between Two Fires
Ok Barnes & Noble, you don't have to be so creepy about it
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Ok Barnes & Noble, you don't have to be so creepy about it
This band slaps so goddamn hard. All hail the Rat Queen!
September 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This band slaps so goddamn hard. All hail the Rat Queen!
I don't always handle the cooking, but when I do, I'm good at it
September 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don't always handle the cooking, but when I do, I'm good at it
Post a meme made by you
August 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Post a meme made by you
Sitting down for the new The Naked Gun
August 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sitting down for the new The Naked Gun
Time to see how this story ends
August 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Time to see how this story ends
If you've never listened to John Roseboro before, I highly recommend his album Johnny (although there's really no wrong choice). His style of post-basso nova has been described as "healing music" and you'll definitely feel like something within you has been patched up
August 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
If you've never listened to John Roseboro before, I highly recommend his album Johnny (although there's really no wrong choice). His style of post-basso nova has been described as "healing music" and you'll definitely feel like something within you has been patched up
@mainelymandy.bsky.social is the best girlfriend cause look at the beautiful things she sent me 🥰
August 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@mainelymandy.bsky.social is the best girlfriend cause look at the beautiful things she sent me 🥰