Christine May
@christinemay.bsky.social
Novelist, co-host and kitchen ghost on @dreadandbreakfast.bsky.social
She/her
She/her
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Hey. Trans people.
Mwah.
Mwah.
February 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hey. Trans people.
Mwah.
Mwah.
My heart has been so heavy lately with the whole *gestures to the vast expanse*
Recent tiny antidotes:
-spontaneous craft nights with dear friends
-eating lunch with coworkers (not at my desk!)
-crossword puzzles
Recent tiny antidotes:
-spontaneous craft nights with dear friends
-eating lunch with coworkers (not at my desk!)
-crossword puzzles
February 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My heart has been so heavy lately with the whole *gestures to the vast expanse*
Recent tiny antidotes:
-spontaneous craft nights with dear friends
-eating lunch with coworkers (not at my desk!)
-crossword puzzles
Recent tiny antidotes:
-spontaneous craft nights with dear friends
-eating lunch with coworkers (not at my desk!)
-crossword puzzles
Some days you lose at connections but then get the wordle in two. The arc of the universe bends towards justice.
December 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Some days you lose at connections but then get the wordle in two. The arc of the universe bends towards justice.
Today there was still light in the sky at 5PM!
December 30, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Today there was still light in the sky at 5PM!
This was quite possibly the wildest session we’ve ever recorded. I can share no details because spoilers but holy shit.
December 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
This was quite possibly the wildest session we’ve ever recorded. I can share no details because spoilers but holy shit.
Good news, I have eaten three orchids this very eve
April 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Good news, I have eaten three orchids this very eve
“Beyoncé has the world population in the palm of her hand. She achieved world domination through general rizz!”
March 24, 2024 at 6:34 PM
“Beyoncé has the world population in the palm of her hand. She achieved world domination through general rizz!”
TOMORROW IS SPRING
March 19, 2024 at 3:25 PM
TOMORROW IS SPRING
Absolute anarchy that checking your email every 30 minutes does not make the message you’re waiting for arrive any sooner
February 22, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Absolute anarchy that checking your email every 30 minutes does not make the message you’re waiting for arrive any sooner
Reposted by Christine May
HAHAHAHA WHAT A GREAT FUNERAL SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE THE WITCH IS WAITING EVERYTHING IS FINE HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTT
Episode 3 is coming in hot on February 27th. Link in our bio to catch up on 1 & 2!
Episode 3 is coming in hot on February 27th. Link in our bio to catch up on 1 & 2!
February 21, 2024 at 5:35 PM
HAHAHAHA WHAT A GREAT FUNERAL SPIDERS ARE EVERYWHERE THE WITCH IS WAITING EVERYTHING IS FINE HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTT
Episode 3 is coming in hot on February 27th. Link in our bio to catch up on 1 & 2!
Episode 3 is coming in hot on February 27th. Link in our bio to catch up on 1 & 2!
Totally normal to be looking at jobs in the city you visited for a day and a half and fell in love with, right?
February 21, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Totally normal to be looking at jobs in the city you visited for a day and a half and fell in love with, right?
“I didn’t eat him WHOLE HAWK!”
February 11, 2024 at 8:31 PM
“I didn’t eat him WHOLE HAWK!”
“Fabrice’s leg is so hard!”
February 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
“Fabrice’s leg is so hard!”
“The president should NOT be nibbling his constituents!!”
February 9, 2024 at 2:50 AM
“The president should NOT be nibbling his constituents!!”
“What’s more Russian than Saginaw??”
February 9, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“What’s more Russian than Saginaw??”
“I’m cross fading as a barbarian!”
February 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
“I’m cross fading as a barbarian!”
Help I looked at a picture of a nasty spider and now have the heebiest of jeebies
February 6, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Help I looked at a picture of a nasty spider and now have the heebiest of jeebies
In a world full of negativity, I derive so much joy by leaving utterly GLOWING reviews of whoever is simply doing a great job in those little surveys restaurants ask you to complete.
February 5, 2024 at 6:34 PM
In a world full of negativity, I derive so much joy by leaving utterly GLOWING reviews of whoever is simply doing a great job in those little surveys restaurants ask you to complete.
No greater joy than using the word “plonk” in my novel.
February 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
No greater joy than using the word “plonk” in my novel.
Has anyone done a screamo punk cover of Blank Space? I have some ideas…
February 3, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Has anyone done a screamo punk cover of Blank Space? I have some ideas…
One day I will figure out the technique of making perfect velvety lemon butter pan sauce.
Today is not that day. But it still tastes good.
Today is not that day. But it still tastes good.
January 31, 2024 at 12:39 AM
One day I will figure out the technique of making perfect velvety lemon butter pan sauce.
Today is not that day. But it still tastes good.
Today is not that day. But it still tastes good.
Reposted by Christine May
Welcome to Season 2! And welcome, dear listener, to the town of Spillman: a place filled with folklore, eccentric family recipes, and hauntings. Although… that depends on which stories you believe.
Episode 1 is available now:
pod.link/1529476065/e...
Episode 1 is available now:
pod.link/1529476065/e...
Dread and Breakfast
Skeletons and spectres and scones--oh my! Welcome to Dread & Breakfast, where we bumble our way through horror RPG’s, creating new stories one failure at a time. And be sure to stay for breakfast. ...
pod.link
January 30, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Welcome to Season 2! And welcome, dear listener, to the town of Spillman: a place filled with folklore, eccentric family recipes, and hauntings. Although… that depends on which stories you believe.
Episode 1 is available now:
pod.link/1529476065/e...
Episode 1 is available now:
pod.link/1529476065/e...
“That’s the horsiest unicorn I’ve ever seen!”
January 27, 2024 at 4:08 AM
“That’s the horsiest unicorn I’ve ever seen!”
Communication is key.
January 23, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Communication is key.
“Oh yeah, I forgot your nose was sentient and critical!”
January 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
“Oh yeah, I forgot your nose was sentient and critical!”