christine1979.bsky.social
@christine1979.bsky.social
Hi, here for a bit of a laugh and to while away the time
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I didn't know woodpeckers ate donner kebabs
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 AM
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 AM
January 30, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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AND NOW, THIS!
“I just called the police. Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything and left four tickets for the Melania movie. That is a hate crime.”
“I just called the police. Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything and left four tickets for the Melania movie. That is a hate crime.”
January 29, 2026 at 1:37 AM
AND NOW, THIS!
“I just called the police. Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything and left four tickets for the Melania movie. That is a hate crime.”
“I just called the police. Somebody broke into my car, didn't steal anything and left four tickets for the Melania movie. That is a hate crime.”
January 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I so want it to read "Bogbrush"
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I so want it to read "Bogbrush"
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This is a painting I couldn't turn away from. I feel the entire painting is 3 lines and a dot, which conveys her inteligence and character. Everything else is just a frame. A frame lurks on the wall behind her.
Woman with a Book
1932
Pablo Picasso (Spanish, 1881-1973)
Woman with a Book
1932
Pablo Picasso (Spanish, 1881-1973)
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
This is a painting I couldn't turn away from. I feel the entire painting is 3 lines and a dot, which conveys her inteligence and character. Everything else is just a frame. A frame lurks on the wall behind her.
Woman with a Book
1932
Pablo Picasso (Spanish, 1881-1973)
Woman with a Book
1932
Pablo Picasso (Spanish, 1881-1973)
Halo darkness
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Halo darkness
If you drink too much alcohol you get drunk. What if you eat too much cheese sauce? What's the equivalent?
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 PM
If you drink too much alcohol you get drunk. What if you eat too much cheese sauce? What's the equivalent?
The weather as hostile entity
a person holding an umbrella in the rain with the words it 's gonna be great written below them
ALT: a person holding an umbrella in the rain with the words it 's gonna be great written below them
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January 27, 2026 at 7:04 AM
The weather as hostile entity
I didn't know woodpeckers ate donner kebabs
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I didn't know woodpeckers ate donner kebabs
Is it safe?
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Is it safe?