what’s something small that improved your life way more than you expected?

Tried to turn my life around but accidentally did a 360. Oops.

Tell a Texan you like their boots and suddenly you’re hearing their entire life story😁😁.

Bluesky is like a group chat where I don’t know anyone but somehow everyone knows my business.

Maturing is realizing the Wizard of OZ was just an alcoholic carny with a fog machine and Dorothy was a pick-me robbing the dead for red bottoms and male validation.

Every corner of America feels like a different dream. Grateful I get to see it.

Being the villain is easy when everyone else insists on playing basic.
Chaos, couture, and contracts signed in stilettos. 🖤🔥

In today's exciting episode of I Am Learning Japanese Or So Help Me, I glanced up from my computer & realised I could read* my Seven Samurai** print.

*OK I did look up 侍 but I assumed it meant samurai, which it does. Such detective work!

**I mean YES it does say Seven Samurai BUT see alt text...

Never trying to be Demure & Mindful. I’m always in my Town Tramp Era.

Just out here turning everyday moments into runway moments.
Confidence isn’t an accessory it’s the whole outfit. 💋
If you need me, I’ll be over here manifesting wins and sipping something sparkly. ✨🥂