Christiee Mcgee
@christieemcgee.bsky.social
It’s cool to be helpful.
Laughter is vital.
Dick jokes are timeless.
Laughter is vital.
Dick jokes are timeless.
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This is SO MANY people. Come on, they're obviously not all crazy or on fentanyl. That doesn't stand up to any kind of actual scrutiny. bsky.app/profile/phil...
WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, with more than 770,000 people counted as homeless.
December 27, 2024 at 5:37 PM
This is SO MANY people. Come on, they're obviously not all crazy or on fentanyl. That doesn't stand up to any kind of actual scrutiny. bsky.app/profile/phil...
Me facing 2025
December 27, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Me facing 2025
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idk why i can’t stop laughing at this but i own it, it’s a part of me now
December 27, 2024 at 6:03 AM
idk why i can’t stop laughing at this but i own it, it’s a part of me now
I need you to understand how cute he is. I deserve a medal for leaving the house.
December 27, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I need you to understand how cute he is. I deserve a medal for leaving the house.
Name one actor whose movies you'll watch simply because they are in them? 🎥📺
December 27, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Name one actor whose movies you'll watch simply because they are in them? 🎥📺
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My parents are visiting from Iowa and I learned nothing can bring the generations together quite like pointing at a passing Cybertruck and laughing at how stupid it is.
December 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM
My parents are visiting from Iowa and I learned nothing can bring the generations together quite like pointing at a passing Cybertruck and laughing at how stupid it is.
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When you kiss someone after they've just quaffed a festive holiday drink, that's called an eggsnog
December 26, 2024 at 7:25 PM
When you kiss someone after they've just quaffed a festive holiday drink, that's called an eggsnog
See an old cartoon, quote with another old cartoon
December 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
See an old cartoon, quote with another old cartoon
Do I have to stop with the Christmas lingerie now or can I get away with it until new years?
December 26, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Do I have to stop with the Christmas lingerie now or can I get away with it until new years?
Every year I do a little more to make Christmas about what I actually want and less about what I think I should want.
December 24, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Every year I do a little more to make Christmas about what I actually want and less about what I think I should want.
“You’ll be visited by 3 spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 1:54 PM
“You’ll be visited by 3 spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
I find garters very practical and don’t understand the sex appeal.
December 23, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I find garters very practical and don’t understand the sex appeal.
We can’t all have stockings with our initials on them because it always gets arranged as BBC.
December 23, 2024 at 1:52 PM
We can’t all have stockings with our initials on them because it always gets arranged as BBC.
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I'm willing to support RFK's nomination if he tries all of the diseases first
December 18, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I'm willing to support RFK's nomination if he tries all of the diseases first
Surviving the holiday stress by building a giant gingerbread house around my office
December 18, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Surviving the holiday stress by building a giant gingerbread house around my office
I’m sore from dancing at a wedding years old.
December 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I’m sore from dancing at a wedding years old.
Who is your ride or die?
December 12, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Who is your ride or die?
No one is aloud to get bangs in December.
December 12, 2024 at 5:47 PM
No one is aloud to get bangs in December.
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MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
December 10, 2024 at 8:22 PM
MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY
Not only did I listen to enough Taylor Swift this year to have her be my number one artist on Spotify wrapped, but I also listen to so much that she ended up in 2nd position on someone else’s.
December 11, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Not only did I listen to enough Taylor Swift this year to have her be my number one artist on Spotify wrapped, but I also listen to so much that she ended up in 2nd position on someone else’s.
I vibed so hard with the old hippie lady cashier at the grocery store this morning it turned off my social anxiety.
December 7, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I vibed so hard with the old hippie lady cashier at the grocery store this morning it turned off my social anxiety.
It snowed so everyone at work willed be subjected to instrumental Christmas music today.
December 5, 2024 at 11:49 AM
It snowed so everyone at work willed be subjected to instrumental Christmas music today.
I’m a great time if you want to get high and talk about Taylor Swift
December 5, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I’m a great time if you want to get high and talk about Taylor Swift