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With #altText
The image is a digitally edited composition featuring the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama. In the foreground, Kamala Harris, the first woman and first woman of color to serve as Vice President of the United States, is walking forward in a dark coat and heels. Ahead of her, an edited-in historical image of Ruby Bridges, a young Black girl wearing a white dress and carrying books, appears to be walking as well. Ruby Bridges was the first Black child to integrate an all-white school in the American South in 1960. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "The road ahead was paved by those who came before us." The image is symbolic, drawing a parallel between past civil rights struggles and the achievements of contemporary leaders.
March 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Post a photo you took with no context to bring some zen to the timeline.
The image shows El Santuario de Chimayó, a historic Roman Catholic church located in Chimayó, New Mexico, near Santa Fe. The adobe-style church features two bell towers with crosses on top, a wooden entrance gate, and a curved adobe wall surrounding the courtyard. The church is surrounded by lush greenery, flowering plants, and rolling hills in the background under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds. A few people are seen sitting on a bench to the left. El Santuario de Chimayó is a well-known pilgrimage site, famous for its legendary holy dirt, which many believe has healing properties but is a total scam, probably.
March 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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The good part of this timeline is the random stuff you can google. TLDR: Hold the thick part under the screw top and turn to the RIGHT. This issue has bugged me for years when the pump is stuck.
The image is a screenshot of a tutorial titled "Easiest Way to Open a Lotion Pump." The page includes a YouTube video thumbnail with a play button overlay. The video, titled "Easiest way to open a lotion pump," appears to be from a source labeled "T L." The still image in the video shows a close-up of a hand holding a black lotion pump with a silver shaft. Below the video, the text provides step-by-step instructions for opening a stubborn lotion pump. It explains that while most pumps can be twisted open easily, some may be difficult to unlock. The suggested method involves removing the pump from the bottle, rinsing off the shaft, and drying it. Then, the user should grip the shaft just under the collar and firmly twist to the right, which should pop the pump open. The pump can then be reinserted into the bottle for use. The tutorial ends with a hopeful message that this method will help users with stuck pumps. Link: https://houseoftl.com/blogs/news/easiest-way-to-open-a-lotion-pump?srsltid=AfmBOopsyG-iOmWjfvpcOR5c2WPS4lm2InFbxw6RCdyFpDIYziOkOi7E
March 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I don’t know who needs to read this, but, hang in there. ❤️‍🩹
The image is a screenshot of the poem "Invictus" by William Ernest Henley. The title "Invictus" appears at the top in bold, followed by the author's name in a smaller, gray font with an underline. There is a red play button next to the title, indicating an option to listen to an audio version. Below, the poem is formatted in four quatrains with a centered layout. The first stanza begins with "Out of the night that covers me," describing darkness and resilience. The second stanza speaks of facing hardship without flinching, including the famous line "My head is bloody, but unbowed." The third stanza refers to "the Horror of the shade," symbolizing challenges ahead, but the speaker remains unafraid. The final stanza declares personal responsibility and self-determination with the iconic lines: "I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul." The background is white with black serif text, resembling a digital reading platform or an online poetry archive. There is a "Share" button near the top left, suggesting the image was taken from a website or app. Invictus By William Ernest Henley Out of the night that covers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds and shall find me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.
March 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Yeppers.
The image is a digitally edited map of North America with humorous text. Canada is labeled correctly in yellow, and Mexico is also labeled accurately in green. However, the United States, shown in orange, has been renamed "Karen" instead of its actual name. The caption at the bottom reads, "Since we're renaming things..." suggesting a satirical take on renaming places. A TikTok watermark (@elizamg81) is visible in the bottom right corner. The image plays on the "Karen" meme, which refers to an entitled or demanding person, often used in internet culture to critique certain behaviors.
March 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Two Fools Tavern in #NobHill #Albuquerque did not disappoint during these troubling times. Two Stella’s and a Ruben is a perfect romance. #TwoFoolsTavern #ABQ #AltText for the juicy details.
The image shows a close-up of a meal at a pub or restaurant. In the foreground, a plate contains a Reuben sandwich with toasted rye bread, layers of corned beef, sauerkraut, and melted cheese. The sandwich is cut in half and placed beside a large portion of crispy, golden-brown kettle chips. A single French fry rests on the plate. To the left of the plate, there is a glass of golden beer (Stella) with a frothy head, sitting on a coaster. In the background, a second meal is visible on the table, consisting of fish and chips served on newspaper-style parchment paper. The battered fish fillets are golden and crispy, accompanied by a side of French fries, coleslaw in a small dish, and a dark dipping sauce. The person eating this meal is partially visible, wearing a sleeveless black shirt with a New Mexico Zia symbol design, and has tattooed arms. To the right, another glass of dark beer ( Guinness) with a creamy head sits on a coaster. The table is dark wood, and barstools and other patrons can be seen in the blurred background, indicating a lively restaurant setting. The image shows a decorative paper napkin from Two Fools Tavern, an Irish pub located in **Nob Hill, Albuquerque. The napkin features a Celtic-inspired design with two jesters dressed in red and black, intertwined in a mirrored pose against a green background adorned with intricate orange and yellow knotwork patterns. The name Two Fools Tavern is printed at the top and bottom in an old-style font, while the phrase "Where the Craic is Mighty!" is written on the sides, emphasizing the pub’s lively atmosphere. The napkin rests on a dark wooden table.
March 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I am sick for so many reasons after watching that press conference. The P & VP are just evil. I couldn’t believe my eyes. The USA is an enemy of world now. The Gaslighting, disrespect & disinformation of these two shits is beyond. Call every red congress member in your state and raise hell.
The image is a screenshot of a Twitter feed under the "Following" tab, showing several reposts by the user "Snoopykenya." The tweets are from various European political figures expressing support for Ukraine. 1. **Petr Pavel (@prezidentpavel)** - Verified account, profile picture shows a man with a beard in a suit. Tweet posted 44 minutes ago: "We stand with Ukraine more than ever. Time for Europe to step up its efforts." Engagement: 1.3K replies, 7.5K retweets, 56K likes, 958K views. 2. **Petr Fiala (@P_Fiala)** - Verified account, profile picture of a man with glasses. Tweet posted 1 hour ago: "We stand with Ukraine and on the side of the free world!" Engagement: 449 replies, 2.7K retweets, 25K likes, 690K views. 3. **SwedishPM (@SwedishPM)** - Verified account, profile picture of Sweden's national emblem. Tweet posted 1 hour ago: "Sweden stands with Ukraine. You are not only fighting for your freedom but also for all of Europe’s. Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦" Engagement: 2.3K replies, 10K retweets, 78K likes, 1.6M views. 4. **Evika Siliņa (@EvikaSilina)** - Verified account, profile picture of a woman with blonde hair. Tweet posted 1 hour ago: "Latvia stands with Ukraine. 🇱🇻🇺🇦" Engagement: 1K replies, 4.4K retweets, 38K likes, 723K views. 5. **Ursula von der Leyen (@vonderleyen)** - Verified account, profile picture of a woman with short blonde hair. Tweet posted 46 minutes ago: "Your dignity honors the bravery of the Ukrainian people. Be strong, be brave, be fearless. You are never alone, dear President @ZelenskyyUa." The Twitter interface is in light mode, and the engagement metrics show high levels of interaction with these tweets. The plus button for composing a new tweet is visible in the lower right corner.
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Oh, hell no! They’re working on THIS right now? Why not work on preventing school shootings and then we will talk about cell phones. Only reason some kids are alive today is because they were able to call their parents or call for help #Uvalde
The image is a screenshot of a tweet from verified Twitter user Governor Mike Kehoe (@GovMikeKehoe). His profile picture shows him wearing a suit and tie, standing in front of an American flag. The tweet, posted 55 minutes ago, states: “It’s simple—cell phones have no place in Missouri classrooms. To support stronger academic performance and protect the mental health of students statewide, Missouri needs distraction-free classrooms. That’s why I am urging the …” The tweet ends with a “Show more” link, indicating that there is additional text not visible in the screenshot. Below the tweet, engagement metrics show 21 replies, 10 retweets, 103 likes, and 2.1K views. The screenshot has a black background, following Twitter’s dark mode theme.
February 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Ethnic cleansing over at #MSNBC. This is disgraceful.
The image is a collage featuring headshots of several MSNBC hosts who have recently departed from the network. Prominently featured is Joy Reid, known for hosting “The ReidOut,” who was recently let go as part of a significant lineup overhaul. Another notable figure is Alex Wagner, whose show “Alex Wagner Tonight” was canceled during the network’s restructuring. The collage also includes images of Ayman Mohyeldin, Katie Phang, and Jonathan Capehart, all of whom had their weekend shows canceled in the recent shake-up. Each individual is depicted in a professional setting, reflecting their roles as news anchors and hosts.
February 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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• I did a lot
• I did the very best things
• No one ever in the history of the world has done things like I did
•Everyone says I did the best things
• So many beautiful, beautiful things it’s unbelievable. No one thought I could do those things, but I did them when no one thought it could be done
This image is a screenshot of a text message or chat bubble with a numbered list of five statements written in a style reminiscent of exaggerated self-praise. The text reads: 1. I did a lot. 2. I did the very best things. 3. No one ever in the history of the world has done things like I did. 4. Everyone says I did the best things. 5. So many beautiful, beautiful things it’s unbelievable. No one thought I could do those things, but I did them when no one thought it could be done.
February 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Check the alt text in this screenshot and that’s your template. At the very LEAST add the user name and any text that’s in the photo.
This image is a screenshot of a post from the social media platform Bluesky. The post is written by a user named Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley.bsky.social), who has a profile picture of a black-and-white headshot where they are wearing glasses. The post reads: "Alright, friends. Please give me some helpful tips to better understand ALT text so that I can do a better job than I’ve been doing (my apologies). I know the general idea but get mixed messages. If I post an image that’s a tweet or a text, what should I be using as alt text and what else?" The timestamp on the post is February 24, 2025, at 10:43 AM. The interface at the top of the screen shows the time as 3:08, a yellow timer labeled "12m," and a battery level of 93%. The bottom of the post indicates that "Everybody can reply."
February 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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“Text” in the alt text box is not alt text.
The top portion is a continuation of a Facebook post by a user named Sarah Tonin, dated February 12, 2020. The post states: “PSA: If you don’t want your child to be gay, trans, etc., then just don’t have kids. This isn’t f***ing build a bear. You don’t get to pick and choose these things about your child. You aren’t ready to be a parent if you aren’t ready to love them unconditionally.” It ends with a megaphone emoji. The post is in Facebook’s standard font style on a white background, with black text. The bottom portion of the image has a black background with a pink hand-drawn circle around the word “Text.” Below, there are options to “Save” or “Share” the image. The OP put “text” where real alt text would be. Probably so people would share thinking this user was using alt text. What a jerk.
February 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Yep.
A screenshot of a Facebook post by a user named Sarah Tonin, dated February 12, 2020. The post reads: “PSA: If you don’t want your child to be gay, trans, etc., then just don’t have kids. This isn’t f***ing build a bear. You don’t get to pick and choose these things about your child. You aren’t ready to be a parent if you aren’t ready to love them unconditionally.” The post ends with a megaphone emoji. The profile picture of the user is a small, circular image in the top left corner, but the details are not clearly visible. The text is in black against a white background, formatted in Facebook’s default font style.
February 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I was supposed to watch a newer #KDrama but like, I gave in. I started #QueenOfTears. We can blame ML for being emotionally ready at every turn. AND Auntie, fuck’em up, Hong Beom Ja! Not to mention chaebol playing mama, Na Young Hee! I know the feedback is mixed on this one. But… I’m on a streak.
A professional headshot of Na Young Hee, a South Korean actress, with short, dark brown hair styled in a layered cut. She has a warm smile, well-groomed eyebrows, and natural-looking makeup. She is wearing dangling earrings and a white collared shirt with a soft pink blazer. The background is a plain, light gray color, and the lighting is even, highlighting her features clearly.
February 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Since 11/7 I have gained about 50lbs. With ❤️ & compassion I ate every nacho and every fry nacho to fill the pain in my soul. My labs are like… No girl. What’s funny is now I don’t gain it all over evenly. I get junk in the trunk. I’d keep it but my cholesterol is whack. Almost 10 down. #nachos
A screenshot of a text conversation on an iMessage chat. The messages are in blue bubbles, indicating they were sent by the user. The conversation humorously discusses unexpected weight gain. The first message reads: "My doctor made me go to the scale to make sure that was correct. Haha! I didn’t notice because my clothes didn’t not fit. For the first time ever most of that weight went to my butt. And while that’s great! I don’t want to be that school office lady with the deck back there." The next message follows up with: "Like asada fries gave me a BBL" A "HA HA" reaction appears next to the first message, indicating that the recipient found it funny. The chat background is black, and the text is white and blue.
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Key to Trump’s Success: Knack for Habitual Lying… Wow, #NYT , finally telling the true in your headlines? 🧐
The New York Times dated Sunday, February 23, 2025. It features a large headline on the right that reads, President Ousts Top U.S. General as Part of Purge, with a subheading stating that Trump is attempting to root out what he sees as the military’s diversity focus. The main photo captures a solemn, snowy public gathering in front of a neoclassical building, with individuals holding roses and protest signs. A red circle highlights a controversial subheadline that reads, "Key to Trump’s Success: Knack for Habitual Lying," which appears unusually direct for a New York Times headline. Below the image, additional articles discuss Germany’s election and U.S. military policy changes.
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Show me your favorite #Kdrama Gat images! Name the drama in a tag and don’t forget to use #AltText
#UnderTheQueensUmbrella
🎩
😍
The image shows two individuals dressed in traditional Korean hanbok, riding horses along a beach under a cloudy sky. They are both wearing gat, a traditional black hat worn by Korean noblemen during the Joseon Dynasty. The person on the left is wearing a soft pink hanbok, while the one on the right is dressed in a lavender-colored hanbok. The tvN logo is visible at the bottom, indicating that this is a scene from the historical Korean drama Under the Queen’s Umbrella. The ocean stretches behind them, and another person wearing similar traditional attire is partially visible in the background. Their expressions appear calm and composed, adding to the regal and serene atmosphere of the scene. #KoreanDrama #AsianDrama
February 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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If you have Apple Maps, open it and find the misnamed Gulf of America. Click on Report an issue. Let them know it was, is, and always will be, Gulf of Mexico.
The image shows a "Report an Issue" screen from a mapping application, where a user is reporting an incorrect name for a location labeled as "Gulf of America." The selected issue is "Name is wrong," and the correct name entered is "Gulf of Mexico." Other available options for reporting include "Location on map is wrong" and "Something else." There is a "Cancel" button in the top left and a "Send" button in the top right. At the bottom, there is a section for adding a photo, represented by a camera icon.
February 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I hate the walking around sobbing and screaming inside, overwhelmed as hell for no reason part of my cycle. But this month, it’s so much worse and it’s actually justified. *sobs in ovulation*
The image features Beyoncé sitting on a bed in a vintage-inspired setting. She is holding an old-fashioned mint-green rotary phone to her ear with one hand and a martini glass in the other. Her dramatic makeup includes dark eyeliner and mascara, which appears to be running down her face, suggesting she has been crying. Her expression is intense and emotional, and her voluminous updo and floral corset-style outfit add to the retro aesthetic. The tufted orange headboard behind her enhances the luxurious yet melancholic atmosphere of the scene.
February 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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@dieworkwear.bsky.social is never wrong. ❤️🕺 Kendrick looked amazing. There was nothing about his performance that could be criticized, so people had to find something…
The image is a screenshot of a tweet from verified user Derek Guy (@dieworkwear) commenting on the cyclical nature of fashion trends. The tweet humorously critiques men who currently wear slim-fit and stretch denim—once considered women's fashion—for criticizing rapper Kendrick Lamar for wearing flared jeans that were sold in the women's section. Derek Guy predicts that in ten years, those same critics will be wearing flared jeans while finding something new to be outraged about. Attached to the tweet is a post from AF Post (@AFpost) stating that "Rapper Kendrick Lamar wore size 29 women’s jeans to Super Bowl LIX." The post includes an image of Kendrick Lamar at the event wearing flared jeans, paired with a blue and white varsity-style jacket. Alongside the main image are two product photos of similar light-wash flared jeans, suggesting they were sourced from a women's clothing section. The post timestamp shows "6:33 AM - Feb 13, 2025," with "1.7M views," indicating significant engagement with the topic.
February 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Just roasted these up extra crispy and am now dipping them in the Trader Joe’s Caramelized Onion Dip. #EatYourVeggies
The image shows a kitchen scene with fresh broccoli florets spread out on a foil-lined baking sheet, likely prepared for roasting. A can of Good & Gather olive oil nonstick cooking spray is positioned upright next to a large stainless steel pot filled with water, a stove with burner grates and a stainless steel pan is visible, along with some kitchen utensils and a folded paper towel. The countertop has a dark speckled surface, and in the background, a bottle of vitamins and other kitchen items can be seen.
February 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I’m seeing people complaining that it wasn’t changed to Gulf of America. I did one star the app, which I deleted last night. Apple Maps is better anyway.
The image shows a series of one-star reviews from what appears to be a mapping or navigation app, featuring complaints about geographic names. The first review criticizes the app for not updating the name “Gulf of Mexico” to “Gulf of America,” calling it a “woke app.” The second review insists that the body of water should be called the “Persian Gulf” rather than the “Arab Gulf.” Another review questions why a company’s five-star rating is missing, stating, “This is not right.” The final review reiterates frustration about the “Gulf of America” being “missing,” claiming that “we don’t call it no more as Gulf of Mexico” and urging Google to update it. The reviews appear to reflect a mix of political, regional, and customer service grievances.
February 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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It’s not too late to delete Google Maps if you have an alternative option.
The image is a screenshot of a nighttime satellite view from a maps application, displaying the Gulf of Mexico and surrounding regions, including the southern United States, Mexico, and parts of Central America. Major cities such as Chicago, Dallas, Houston, and Mexico City are visible, illuminated by their night lights. Over the Gulf of Mexico, a pink hand-drawn heart encircles the body of water. The interface elements of the map app are visible, including a search bar at the bottom and navigation buttons on the right side. The device's status bar at the top shows the time as 8:56, along with Wi-Fi and battery indicators.
February 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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A screenshot of a tweet from Roger Cormier (@yayroger.bsky…) that reads: “Snoop Dogg and Tom Brady in a commercial trying to solve the problem of hate.” Below the tweet is a well-known meme image from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, featuring a man in a full-body hot dog costume with a panicked expression, arms outstretched. The subtitle on the image reads: “We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.” Several people in the background look on with skeptical or annoyed expressions.
February 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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A screenshot of a tweet from the user EXTACI (@extvci.bsky.social) with the caption “KENDRICK JUST NOW.” Below the tweet is a news article screenshot from FOX 26 Houston with the headline: “Elephant kills woman and returns to her funeral to attack her corpse.” The article is credited to FOX 26 Digital and Terrian Spurs, published on June 17, 2022, at 2:17 PM CDT. Below the headline is an image of a group of elephants in a forest, with a caption that reads: “FILE: Forest elephant in Kerala on January 18, 2017 in India. (Photo by Frédéric Soltan/Corbis via Getty Images).” The tweet has 49 comments, 1.1K retweets, and 4.7K likes.
February 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM