The Wolf of BORE Street

I was going to take a pop about how the guy who writes John Gammon brags in a similar way to Garth Marenghi saying “I’ve written more books than I’ve read” then I realised I have x8 the amount of posts to followers on here and I feel the same about myself

To me it read like a weird self published book. In the Peak District there’s this weird guy who writes novels about a detective called John Gammon who eats big breakfasts and busts fools. They read the same to me

This isn’t really gossip but The Satsuma Complex is unreadable

I live on a high street with 3 cheesemongers. It’s the middle class American Candy shop

Stewart Lee still watches Family Guy