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Cheesecake is all the proof I need of a kind and merciful God.

Costume design, kit bashing, and gaming is my hobbies, and I really like knights.
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The worst thing about having a small dick is that if you have big, low hanging balls that are also super hairy if you pee at the wrong angle your piss stream tickles the tip of some of your ball hair as if satan himself is trying to throw off your aim so you piss outside the toilet bowl.
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i just ran over my 5 pound bag of flower by accident. please i need a seat on that rocket and one for my lovely wife Alex please god
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Spent 5 bucks on the web verison to finish my art, and it sent me to the app to finish it. That would be fine, but the app is just this, and the web version doesn't have the stuff I paid for. Anyone know what's happening?

#wplace
August 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Finally got a stylus, and now I don't hate making digital art

#art
December 8, 2024 at 5:31 AM
The worst thing about having a small dick is that if you have big, low hanging balls that are also super hairy if you pee at the wrong angle your piss stream tickles the tip of some of your ball hair as if satan himself is trying to throw off your aim so you piss outside the toilet bowl.
November 24, 2024 at 8:29 AM
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Doing this again in hopes of the algorithm showing me what I like instead of orange man for the 20th time

▫️knights
▫️medieval weapons
▫️medieval history
▫️larp
▫️fromsoft games
▫️costume design/cosplay
▫️metal music
▫️splatoon
▫️kitbashing
▫️pink
▫️memes
▫️guns
▫️murder drones
▫️Jesus

Plz work
November 23, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Anyone know how I can block posts complaining about Russia without blocking posts about actual war news? I don't give a shit about what people think of it, just Ukraine sided news.
November 22, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Got these in today. Gonna put them on with the rest tomorrow

#knight #knights
November 22, 2024 at 3:53 AM
(Don't mind shitty label) I forgot I had a few bottles of holy water I duplicated, and the ability to dupe more. what should I give holy damage?

#whatshouldidowithit
November 21, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Ngl, I need to start Christmas shopping. Too bad none of my family likes using the 4 million words in the English language to say what they want
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
How the hell am I supposed to impulse buy knight greaves for my set when it won't be here for possibly over a month? Shits wacky

#knights
November 16, 2024 at 8:14 AM
Got a new gun today, and feel pretty good about it(pic unrelated)
November 16, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Kitbashed 1 out of 3 adventures I plan on making for a dungeon display to go on my desk. Anyone got any name suggestions?

#kitbashing #kitbash #fantasy
October 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
I keep seeing people do it, so it probably makes stuff i like appear. I like

▫️knights
▫️medieval weapons
▫️medieval history
▫️larp
▫️fromsoft games
▫️costume design/cosplay
▫️metal music
▫️weird music you would hide from your friends
▫️splatoon
▫️kitbashing
▫️pastel pink
▫️memes
▫️guns
▫️murder drones
▫️Jesus
October 22, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Screw it, might as well post my set of armor. It isn't done, I need something for my thighs, want to replace my lower leg plate, and replace this horrible set of paldrons and gorget. The color is drippy and the color goes well with my navy cape, but it SUCKS TO WEAR

#knight #knights #larp
October 22, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Hmm... hmmmm... hmm...

#darksouls
October 22, 2024 at 4:57 AM
This is cool, anyone know who the artist I'd, and if they are on here?
October 22, 2024 at 4:37 AM