This is what I woke up to this morning.🤭

HAPPY ISHTAR (EE·str) EVERYONE!!

Remember this is the time of rebirth, new growth in fallow fields, and hope for harvests to come.

And hug a bunny, today, if you can get your hands on one of those fuzzy little suckers!

Allowing third terms, you say?

Do tell!

That's because ours aren't 'forked.'🐍 It probably reads better in Parseltongue.

Apparently Sleepy Joe is a lot smarter than The Donald thought.

If we're not sure about the gold, I won't believe those crypto doo-dads are really there, until I can count those little suckers myself. They don't weigh much, do they?

The ship is barreling full speed ahead. Some cheer. Others warn it's veering erratically in the wrong direction. There is an argument between those wanting to storm the bridge, and those willing to wait and see. Few are looking for an iceberg, out there in the fog. I'm looking for a big door.

CURSE YOU, ORANGE BARON!!!!

Trump says, Putin hasn't broken any agreements with him. 'Mr. President, what agreements have you made with Putin? Or excuse me.... Russia, Russia, Russia?

Questions for Trump: Mr. President, did you know that food prices would not go down on Day One? Or were you caught off guard, like the rest of us?🤔