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Christian Bowers
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Everything’s on the table.
August 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Democratic campaigns have routinely outraised Republicans.” But, 1, it’s done virtually nothing to deliver wins. And 2, it feels like the money is invested in additional ways to generate donations, rather than building party engagement and organize action.
July 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
And where do I get a Never 51 jersey?
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I wondered when Vance would throw a glass of Chardonnay at the Zelensky Real Housewife style.
February 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Rubio: so I think we’re the baddies now, right?
February 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
That feeling that half the nation is on a PIP.
February 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Remember when he floated sending a nuke to stop a hurricane. Yes, precisely that level of jaw-dropping stupidity.
February 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Q: Finally, Bond, this pen has been equipped with a special microphone. Just say, ‘Alexa, get me MI5’ should you need it.
February 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Connections
Puzzle #612
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Stared at purple completely lined up on single row for 20 mins before it hit me.
February 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Shame. I was looking forward to White Lotus: Gaza.
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Connections
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January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Actions speak louder than words. And rest assured, Collins will not let this go without exercising an abundance of *concern*.
January 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“Mr. Giuliani’s lawyer…said the fact that Mr. Giuliani did not defame the women for several months and did so only briefly last November should count for something.”

So defamation-ish?
January 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yes! We already have permanent bases btw. It’s funny. There is a legitimate strategic concern here. But, as usual, he looks at the issue and asks, now what is the absolute stupidest way I can approach this?!?
January 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The chapters written on the price of eggs will be nauseating.
January 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Oh these darn, stubborn facts.
January 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
And yet in third grade you simply sat on the sidelines…
January 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Not sure he’d be willing to simply give Elon this one. Trump’s a zero sum guy. It’s got to eat at him a little that Elon’s net worth jumped $70b post election and all he got was $250m on trade. I think he starts with a ludicrous insistence that Truth buys TT against any basic economic understanding.
January 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Yikes. Very likely and depressing scenario. Only hitch here is that there is no way Trump does this without wetting his own beak.
January 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM