i am not kind enough to sit next to tourists on my flight home to nyc

wake up!! i want off the plane

my friend told me our brother’s have the same name and i asked if their brother was named ryan

watching the waitress proshot on the plane and i genuinely moaned when drew gehling started singing you matter to me

does moulin rouge keep casting the same few people because the don’t want to/cant make new costumes??

i know everyone says airport rules as in you can drink whenever but i’m using it as an okay to get a milkshake at 9 am

my coworkers were complaining they got ghosted by our most beloved old coworker when he left, but i know every beautiful picture of the mountains he posts is for me 🤭🤭🤭

is the moulin rouge casting team okay? y’all can hire other people, you know that right??

i think men should be banned from public transit

does anyone want to go to central park with me and have the craziest conversation at an inappropriate level