christian #4
@christian4.bsky.social
I have two brain cells and sometimes they collide and form thoughts which I then post here for unclear reasons
I don’t like ai much but if they had like cute smiling robot mascots I’d like them a little bit more. Instead they just have their stupid minimalist logos. And don’t even get me started on the grok waifu. Hang on I’m getting a phone call I’ll be back in a few. Hello. Yeah this is him. Uh huh. No tha
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I don’t like ai much but if they had like cute smiling robot mascots I’d like them a little bit more. Instead they just have their stupid minimalist logos. And don’t even get me started on the grok waifu. Hang on I’m getting a phone call I’ll be back in a few. Hello. Yeah this is him. Uh huh. No tha
Just learned what parsnips look like. Utterly disappointed.
December 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Just learned what parsnips look like. Utterly disappointed.
Whoever is in possession of my voodoo doll, please stop doing that. You know who you are and you know what I mean.
December 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Whoever is in possession of my voodoo doll, please stop doing that. You know who you are and you know what I mean.
see someone with pride flag in public, go up to them curiosity and ask “what gay are you”, no response. must have been fake gay
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
see someone with pride flag in public, go up to them curiosity and ask “what gay are you”, no response. must have been fake gay
Just saying if I was a worm I would not be very happy in fact I might be sad because you’re in dirt and dirt sucks and then you go on the pavement and you die
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just saying if I was a worm I would not be very happy in fact I might be sad because you’re in dirt and dirt sucks and then you go on the pavement and you die
Happy pride month!!!!
September 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Happy pride month!!!!
Cool website I found! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken...
July 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Cool website I found! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken...
So I was in a car the other day
July 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So I was in a car the other day
@guillysuit333.bsky.social I C c Karl
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
@guillysuit333.bsky.social I C c Karl
watermelon does not make
June 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
watermelon does not make
Once I am able to afford my own home, no drywall is safe.
April 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Once I am able to afford my own home, no drywall is safe.
They should do a second Tower of Babel
April 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
They should do a second Tower of Babel
I had a really important thought like an hour ago and I forgot it immediately and I still cannot remember what it was
April 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I had a really important thought like an hour ago and I forgot it immediately and I still cannot remember what it was
I had the funniest thought i was gonna post here then I forgot it
March 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I had the funniest thought i was gonna post here then I forgot it
I found this image on the Internet
March 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I found this image on the Internet
I sit down and I’m like ok time to Bluesky let’s get posting and then I hit up the Thought Department like sup fellas whatta we got and they’re like sorry man we ran out. Like what. We ran out??? Of ideas??? Get outta townnnnnn what am I paying you chumps for
March 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I sit down and I’m like ok time to Bluesky let’s get posting and then I hit up the Thought Department like sup fellas whatta we got and they’re like sorry man we ran out. Like what. We ran out??? Of ideas??? Get outta townnnnnn what am I paying you chumps for
I’m not saying Pandora was justified in opening Pandora’s box but what if one of her friends said “do it no balls” beforehand
February 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I’m not saying Pandora was justified in opening Pandora’s box but what if one of her friends said “do it no balls” beforehand
so do insane asylums take letters of recommendation orrrr
February 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
so do insane asylums take letters of recommendation orrrr
Warm shower thoughts: When I get out, I will put $10,000 into a well-researched mutual fund, apply for that high-level job I just realized I was qualified for, develop a possible cure for cancer.
Cold shower thoughts: AAA GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT BODY WASH BODY WASH GOGOGO SHAMPOO GO AAAA FASTER FAS
Cold shower thoughts: AAA GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT BODY WASH BODY WASH GOGOGO SHAMPOO GO AAAA FASTER FAS
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Warm shower thoughts: When I get out, I will put $10,000 into a well-researched mutual fund, apply for that high-level job I just realized I was qualified for, develop a possible cure for cancer.
Cold shower thoughts: AAA GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT BODY WASH BODY WASH GOGOGO SHAMPOO GO AAAA FASTER FAS
Cold shower thoughts: AAA GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT BODY WASH BODY WASH GOGOGO SHAMPOO GO AAAA FASTER FAS
Proud to announce my college major will be Electrotherapeutic Wizard Science. Very excited for what’s to come!
February 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Proud to announce my college major will be Electrotherapeutic Wizard Science. Very excited for what’s to come!
*watching as the entire world is violently torn apart* ok but ngl this would go hard as an album cover
January 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
*watching as the entire world is violently torn apart* ok but ngl this would go hard as an album cover
to everyone I’ve ever said “I’m praying for you” to: I lied. I prayed for MYSELF INSTEAD. Now look how POWERFUL I am from all of those PRAYERS. Losers.
January 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
to everyone I’ve ever said “I’m praying for you” to: I lied. I prayed for MYSELF INSTEAD. Now look how POWERFUL I am from all of those PRAYERS. Losers.