I'm trying to make my loads smaller so my penis looks bigger by comparison.

Ah, progress!

So you went home with more change.

I'm picturing you grinning like a maniac while you shake out a carboard box filled with nickles into a machine as it starts to sputter and smoke.

You got too excited about the nickels.

Hat

Ah, that makes perfect sense.

Maybe you can befriend him by offering him a delicious tin can.

Jesus man, you're bleeding onto your collar. Call it a day.

I found switching from normal chips to Extremely Spicy Chips has helped curb my tendency to house an entire sleeve of pringles in two days. I'm a big fan of their Hot Ones collab that came out this year.

If you're looking for a strong Bake Off from a place other than England, last season of Australia was really good!

I'm sure individual experiences still vary based on a number of factors, like a strong blocklist and muted terms help a lot of the hangers on, but I'm also sure he'll push any reasonable person off the platform sooner or later. He can't help it.

I gotta see if I can get Pete back on the show to talk MegaForce, this movie is wild.

It was a primetime sitcom! Without the laugh track, how would you at home know when to laugh?