Christttaaayyy
@christaaayyy.bsky.social
Attack librarian (lawyer). AuDHD. Gaylor. Unhinged at best. Fuck the patriarchy. Dum spiro spero. Forever to thee. The angel from your nightmare. Argumentative antithetical dream girl.
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes.
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes.
Never thought I’d be strapping crickets into a car seat, but here we are
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Never thought I’d be strapping crickets into a car seat, but here we are
I swear it’s swiftcraft. Manifesting an invite to the coven around a sorceress table
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I swear it’s swiftcraft. Manifesting an invite to the coven around a sorceress table
13 following me still
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
13 following me still
The plot thickens
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The plot thickens
Like literally had this thought yesterday thinking about the various layers of the song
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Like literally had this thought yesterday thinking about the various layers of the song
Hahahahaha this is getting out of hand universe
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hahahahaha this is getting out of hand universe
The gremlin and orange one in peace on my feet/legs. A place of serenity
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The gremlin and orange one in peace on my feet/legs. A place of serenity
He’s just a small cat. Who weighs prob 20 lbs
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He’s just a small cat. Who weighs prob 20 lbs
I’m sorry but how pretty is my bandito. He’s mid of a jerk sometimes but he’s just a baby (ignore the laundry I the background)
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m sorry but how pretty is my bandito. He’s mid of a jerk sometimes but he’s just a baby (ignore the laundry I the background)
Hahahahahaha I’m afraid. I mean if this means I get an invite to the coven I’m down
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hahahahahaha I’m afraid. I mean if this means I get an invite to the coven I’m down
Did T write this?
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Did T write this?
AGAIN?!! Ok this is getting weird. I love it
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
AGAIN?!! Ok this is getting weird. I love it
BLACK HOLES AND GRAVITY! DEATH OF A STAR. Omg britannica
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
BLACK HOLES AND GRAVITY! DEATH OF A STAR. Omg britannica
Interesting and now I’m here (the whole post yesterday)
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Interesting and now I’m here (the whole post yesterday)
What in the swiftcraft is going on!?
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What in the swiftcraft is going on!?
Oh @merriam-webster.com stay sus. Love it. And the dictionary.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh @merriam-webster.com stay sus. Love it. And the dictionary.
Tiny lizard in the conference room, too cold to put you outside you may meet your doom, doing your job as pest control, I’ll leave you to it as you’re on a roll
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Tiny lizard in the conference room, too cold to put you outside you may meet your doom, doing your job as pest control, I’ll leave you to it as you’re on a roll
Personally, I think one of these would be the best firm headshot for me given I make these faces a lot but, alas, gotta be more formal and lawyerly or whatever.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Personally, I think one of these would be the best firm headshot for me given I make these faces a lot but, alas, gotta be more formal and lawyerly or whatever.
Got a sticker for my birthday today.
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Got a sticker for my birthday today.
Wishes she was Sleeping Beauty
October 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wishes she was Sleeping Beauty
I also had this (bourbon and ginger beer concoction after a sparkly gin one and a cherry lemonade titled jigsaws revenge…my accountant at work is a bad influence)
October 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I also had this (bourbon and ginger beer concoction after a sparkly gin one and a cherry lemonade titled jigsaws revenge…my accountant at work is a bad influence)
Naming her Ophelia because she saved herself from the fate by playing (o)possum. My new desk friend. 🖤
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Naming her Ophelia because she saved herself from the fate by playing (o)possum. My new desk friend. 🖤
“You’re the only one who wants a stuffie”
“It’s an opossum.”
“It’s an opossum.”
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“You’re the only one who wants a stuffie”
“It’s an opossum.”
“It’s an opossum.”
Can we note how perfectly this framed
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can we note how perfectly this framed