AI is supposed to free up your time. If it helps you finish your mundane tasks faster, great. That doesn’t mean you owe the boss another hour of your soul. In fact, do us a favor and don’t use that extra hour to overachieve and move the goalposts. Close the laptop. Chat up a coworker. Be a human. 🙄

And if he does… what are the chances we can see a list of names of all his rich buddies who shorted the market, realizing huge gains, that of course they won’t have to pay capital gains taxes on. They’re so fucking predictable… they don’t even try to hide it anymore.

Probs after Macron fact-checked him in live tv!

My mom died on February 7, eleven years ago. Less than a week later, I got a call… not a letter, a call… telling me I needed to return the $1,500-ish that had been deposited into her account on February 1.
So President musk… GFY!

They give zero shits. Just saying it out loud now!

I love this… some are very cheeky! 💪🤣

5/5 Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here just trying to afford fucking eggs and wondering if we’re trapped in a never-ending episode of Idiocracy. Make it make sense!!! Yeah… didn’t think so. GFY!

4/5 When does the insanity end? Never, apparently. When do the people who voted for this administration wake up? Also never, because they’re too busy nodding along like, “Hell yeah, ‘MURICA LAND!”

3/5 I’d love to be a fly on the wall when this gets debated. Just imagine grown adults sitting in a chamber, seriously discussing why we need to slap an American flag bumper sticker on an entire country that does not belong to us. This is peak Florida Man behavior… but let’s make it legislative.

2/5 Sir. We have healthcare crises. We have infrastructure crumbling. The cost of living is a horror flick, and you’re over here trying to rebrand Greenland like it’s a failed fast-food chain? Red, White, and Blueland? This sounds like a rejected Six Flags ride.

2/2 Karma isn’t ‘a guy on the Chiefs’. Nope…turns out karma suited up for the Eagles tonight. Congratulations to Philly. Mad respect.

2/2 The DOE is funded by taxpayer dollars and elected officials have the right to oversee operations. Particularly since Elmo and tRunt would like to close the DOE that would require congressional action… They cannot legally close it down without the approval of Congress. Yet here we are. GFY!

2/2 Whether it’s your passport stuck in limbo, your kid screws up in Cancun, or Granny’s SS check didn’t come… suddenly these ‘lazy bureaucrats’ are essential. Funny how that works. GFY!