Chrissi H 🐈
@chrissipumpkin.bsky.social
Thinkin' 'bout kitties. Business inquiries: chrissi.harper(at)gmail(dot)com // they/them // 🌼
The only downside I've experienced to using the gender neutral bathroom here at college has been seeing just how many guys don't wash their hands after using the toilet.
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The only downside I've experienced to using the gender neutral bathroom here at college has been seeing just how many guys don't wash their hands after using the toilet.
Sorry, may contain wHAT
September 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sorry, may contain wHAT
There's a girl talking to a man over FaceTime here. I don't speak the language they're speaking, but she's very obviously fake crying while he's seemingly explaining something and chuckling. I don't know what to make of this.
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There's a girl talking to a man over FaceTime here. I don't speak the language they're speaking, but she's very obviously fake crying while he's seemingly explaining something and chuckling. I don't know what to make of this.
being non-binary and only seeing "his/her" on a legal document:
September 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
being non-binary and only seeing "his/her" on a legal document:
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July 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Get yours today!
shop.heathcliff.com/collections/collections-jimmy-collection
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What bingo number could put you in the hospital?
B10
B10
August 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What bingo number could put you in the hospital?
B10
B10
When I was a kid, the winter after starting first grade, I remember playing in the snow outside with my brother and talking about school. I was enjoying it, but couldn't wait to be done with it so I didn't have to do homework anymore. (1/2)
July 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When I was a kid, the winter after starting first grade, I remember playing in the snow outside with my brother and talking about school. I was enjoying it, but couldn't wait to be done with it so I didn't have to do homework anymore. (1/2)
Bingo caller: "B1"
me:
me:
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in a doorway with a group of people and says bone ?
Alt: A scene from Brooklyn 99. Captain Holt stands in the doorway of his office, grasping onto the doorframe, and screaming, "BONE?!" incredulously, as the other officers watch on.
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July 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bingo caller: "B1"
me:
me:
Whenever I tell people my main love language is receiving gifts, there's an immediate assumption that I'm materialistic. But every morning, my boyfriend brings me a coffee in bed, and I'm so fucking elated. I'm on cloud 9 within an hour of waking up. I know I'm loved, and all it took was a coffee.
July 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Whenever I tell people my main love language is receiving gifts, there's an immediate assumption that I'm materialistic. But every morning, my boyfriend brings me a coffee in bed, and I'm so fucking elated. I'm on cloud 9 within an hour of waking up. I know I'm loved, and all it took was a coffee.
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who up binging they bong
June 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
who up binging they bong
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June 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@marknarrations.bsky.social You always ask to know what we're up to while listening to your podcast, and I'm finally doing something interesting 😂 Making resin goodies to sell at a local convention, with my good girl, Mattie, snoozing off to the side (that's an Oddish planter in the big green mold)
June 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
@marknarrations.bsky.social You always ask to know what we're up to while listening to your podcast, and I'm finally doing something interesting 😂 Making resin goodies to sell at a local convention, with my good girl, Mattie, snoozing off to the side (that's an Oddish planter in the big green mold)
Hardware stores are so much fun, but my poor busted brain can't handle that amount of clattering in a small warehouse. 😭 Have to go have a timeout in the car to make the bees settle down.
May 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hardware stores are so much fun, but my poor busted brain can't handle that amount of clattering in a small warehouse. 😭 Have to go have a timeout in the car to make the bees settle down.
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The female gaze is best represented in the cinematography of Brendon Fraser in his classic 1997 film George of the Jungle.
May 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The female gaze is best represented in the cinematography of Brendon Fraser in his classic 1997 film George of the Jungle.
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Listening to podcasts while getting ready for bed, when @marknarrations.bsky.social hits me with "glizzy guzzler" out of nowhere. So now I have to try to get some sleep with THAT word combo bouncing around my skull like the DVD logo.
a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with her head on a pillow .
ALT: a woman is laying in bed under a blanket with her head on a pillow .
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May 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Listening to podcasts while getting ready for bed, when @marknarrations.bsky.social hits me with "glizzy guzzler" out of nowhere. So now I have to try to get some sleep with THAT word combo bouncing around my skull like the DVD logo.
Just realized the email for the best job I ever had was recently deleted. I knew the likelihood of being hired again was slim to none, but it still hurts to feel rejected by one of the few jobs I was genuinely happy at.
April 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just realized the email for the best job I ever had was recently deleted. I knew the likelihood of being hired again was slim to none, but it still hurts to feel rejected by one of the few jobs I was genuinely happy at.
Pokemon Go doesn't let you sort your postcards alphabetically to make finding doubles easier… so I just manually typed out all 350 of my postcards with their sticker/sender in a spreadsheet, then set THAT to alphabetical order. HA!
March 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pokemon Go doesn't let you sort your postcards alphabetically to make finding doubles easier… so I just manually typed out all 350 of my postcards with their sticker/sender in a spreadsheet, then set THAT to alphabetical order. HA!
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If anyone is suddenly searching Samurai Pizza Cats, check out the Samurai Pizza CAST, where we dissect every single episode! And watch Little Women for some reason!
On Apple and Spotify. #samuraipizzacats
pizzacast.libsyn.com
On Apple and Spotify. #samuraipizzacats
pizzacast.libsyn.com
The Samurai Pizza Cast
A deep dive dissection into anime’s most dubious dub. Andrew, AJ, and Miriam explore Little Tokyo one episode at a time.
Email: spccast@gmail.com
Twitter: @pizzacast
pizzacast.libsyn.com
February 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If anyone is suddenly searching Samurai Pizza Cats, check out the Samurai Pizza CAST, where we dissect every single episode! And watch Little Women for some reason!
On Apple and Spotify. #samuraipizzacats
pizzacast.libsyn.com
On Apple and Spotify. #samuraipizzacats
pizzacast.libsyn.com
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Look, im not saying I should get credit for reviving this brand, BUT I wouldnt stop you if YOU wanted to say it.
www.ign.com/articles/sam...
www.ign.com/articles/sam...
Samurai Pizza Cats: Blast From the Past Game Announced - IGN
Developer Blast Zero and publisher Red Dunes Games are celebrating this month's 35th anniversary of the classic anime Samurai Pizza Cats by announcing a new video game based on the popular 1990s carto...
www.ign.com
February 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Look, im not saying I should get credit for reviving this brand, BUT I wouldnt stop you if YOU wanted to say it.
www.ign.com/articles/sam...
www.ign.com/articles/sam...