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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Gods look at him i am DROOLING

January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Actually yes I do that would be very helpful. Protect my workshop rating pls 🙏🏻

January 20, 2026 at 6:37 PM

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@ohmypennywise.kills.men

My little Sandrock collection 🤍

January 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM

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@ohmypennywise.kills.men

SANDROCK BABIES 🤍

Logan, Fang and X, Nia, Unsuur and Captain figures

January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM

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@ohmypennywise.kills.men

👀

January 20, 2026 at 5:13 PM

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@ohmypennywise.kills.men

I got this amazing commission done by @zulivaris.bsky.social of my beautiful Sandrock couple, Fae and Miguel 🤍

January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Oh gods I love him so much

January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

I'm sorry Pen I am not worthy enough for space punch :(

Pen: "Oh...Oh no...that's not it at all..."

Pen: "I...I've failed. For the first time in my life, I've failed! It feels...ew, gross, it feels really bad!"

Pen: "Dang it, Skinny! I've failed you! My only friend and I blew it! Makes me so mad I just want to - Grraah!"

Me: "It's okay, Pen..."

Pen: Everyone cares about what Pen does! Everyone's always got their eyes on me, just waiting for that moment for me to slip up so they cz laugh! But we won't let them know, will we, Skinny? We're going to keep this all between us pals, yes?

Me: Your secret is safe with me

January 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

I could do this all day. Legit I could just watch him being heroic forever

January 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

I'm a huge fan of Pen puns

Pen: "Alright! We're here! Welcome to Space Punch 101. I'll be your instructor. I hope you brought your...Pen!"

Pen: "Hahaha! You don't really need a pen. That was just an icebreaker..."

January 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Omfg Pen is so goddamn funny like I love this man

Pen: "Yoho! Skinny! Fancy seeing you here! In this city...where we both live!"

Pen: "How sick was that front flip!?"

Me: "Totally sick!"

Pen: "Haha! Yeah! Did you see the part where I was like, "whoosh?"

Pen: " But hey, just as I saw you running about through town and ambushed you, it got me doing something I almost never do...thinking!"

January 19, 2026 at 1:37 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

I CAN FINALLY HANG OUT WITH PEN!! We spent the afternoon playing whack-a-mole, conversing by the oasis and then having dinner at the Blue Moon 😊

January 19, 2026 at 1:23 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

The first thing I did when I went to my workshop was kick a tumbleweed and it was indeed very fun.

Mi-an: "Have you tried kicking a tumbleweed? It's kinda fun."

January 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Okay rude. We have plenty to talk about. Like how hot you are.

Pen: "Here's an idea: why don't you get good at fighting? Then maybe we'll have something to talk about. "

January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

I gave him a diamond for his birthday. I'm glad he liked it!

January 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Thank you for telling me your birthday is in like 3 days. Now I need to search the desert for something suitable for the great protector.

January 17, 2026 at 3:45 PM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Oof, the sandstorm caused quite a mess. Poor Owen! Good thing Mi-an and I could fix everything up!

January 17, 2026 at 3:39 PM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Pen showing up at my door first thing in the morning during a sandstorm. Can't say I mind the view 😏

January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Pen: Burgess lost his weapons make him new ones

Pen: aha oh yeah totes forgot to tell you we found them!

Pen: why don't you keep them and swing that sword around in the desert.

Omg bro lol

January 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM

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@chrissiesandrock.bsky.social

Owen is so nice! He invited me for a meal in his saloon to chat and get to know each other, and tell me a bit about Sandrock and its people. How lovely!