Without coconut it’s not hedgehog slice! It would just be hog flavoured ice cream. Nobody wants that!

I thought that was the point!

You know what? You can even quarter-ass the vacuuming! You can put as little ass into vacuuming as physically possible, and still say “I’ve done the vacuuming!”

Ok, but what about high speed trains on the orcas? Or high speed orcas on the trains. Maybe the orcas are the trains? I think we can make this work!

The worst part is, there’s two of them and only one of me - I’m automatically outnumbered!

It is now!

Buy or make a *really* nice custard. Maybe get yourself some vanilla ice cream - the good stuff.

Eat the custard and ice cream, and give the fruit cake away.

Do it. Be the change you want to see in the world.

Although, while writing the above post I did accidentally type ‘kinky’ instead of ‘kindly’, which very much would have undermined the power of my words!

As always, there are exceptions to the rule 🤣