Chris Shelton
@chrissheltonmsc.bsky.social
Former cult member turned academic researcher, writer, YouTuber and podcaster.
Three most important words ever: I don't know.
My most important life lesson: It's chaos; be kind.
Three most important words ever: I don't know.
My most important life lesson: It's chaos; be kind.
This does sum up the absurdity of where we are at right now.
It's insane that this crap went from conspiracy theory to a somewhat accurate reflection of reality.
It's insane that this crap went from conspiracy theory to a somewhat accurate reflection of reality.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This does sum up the absurdity of where we are at right now.
It's insane that this crap went from conspiracy theory to a somewhat accurate reflection of reality.
It's insane that this crap went from conspiracy theory to a somewhat accurate reflection of reality.
I tried to scroll past this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I tried to scroll past this.
How is it that I didn't get this until right now???
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How is it that I didn't get this until right now???
For a whole new layer of the onion that is MAGA's criminal operation to destroy our entire government and way of life, check out why this happened.
See who they put in charge of the Coast Guard and why he's still there. You'll have a whole new thing to be outraged about you didn't know existed.
See who they put in charge of the Coast Guard and why he's still there. You'll have a whole new thing to be outraged about you didn't know existed.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
For a whole new layer of the onion that is MAGA's criminal operation to destroy our entire government and way of life, check out why this happened.
See who they put in charge of the Coast Guard and why he's still there. You'll have a whole new thing to be outraged about you didn't know existed.
See who they put in charge of the Coast Guard and why he's still there. You'll have a whole new thing to be outraged about you didn't know existed.
@lytrules.substack.com if you haven't yet reviewed this movie, I don't even know what you're doing with your life.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
@lytrules.substack.com if you haven't yet reviewed this movie, I don't even know what you're doing with your life.
If you know, you know.
If you don't, you're going to think really silly things right now. You might be shocked how many people don't know.
If you don't, you're going to think really silly things right now. You might be shocked how many people don't know.
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
If you know, you know.
If you don't, you're going to think really silly things right now. You might be shocked how many people don't know.
If you don't, you're going to think really silly things right now. You might be shocked how many people don't know.
I endorse this message.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I endorse this message.
My new book is almost ready to hit the shelves.
It wasn't easy to write but someone had to do it. Fortunately, my humility is my best quality.
It wasn't easy to write but someone had to do it. Fortunately, my humility is my best quality.
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My new book is almost ready to hit the shelves.
It wasn't easy to write but someone had to do it. Fortunately, my humility is my best quality.
It wasn't easy to write but someone had to do it. Fortunately, my humility is my best quality.
A perfect photo encapsulating our current situation.
A bunch of losers elected the most treasonous criminal piece of shit human being who ever lived and let him do whatever he wanted. He destroyed us.
Most of them would happily do it again.
MAGA is a hateful anti-American terrorist group.
A bunch of losers elected the most treasonous criminal piece of shit human being who ever lived and let him do whatever he wanted. He destroyed us.
Most of them would happily do it again.
MAGA is a hateful anti-American terrorist group.
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A perfect photo encapsulating our current situation.
A bunch of losers elected the most treasonous criminal piece of shit human being who ever lived and let him do whatever he wanted. He destroyed us.
Most of them would happily do it again.
MAGA is a hateful anti-American terrorist group.
A bunch of losers elected the most treasonous criminal piece of shit human being who ever lived and let him do whatever he wanted. He destroyed us.
Most of them would happily do it again.
MAGA is a hateful anti-American terrorist group.
There's a strata of Americans who are irredeemable, completely beyond hope of ever becoming good, rational or even sane. They just live and breathe their hate.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
There's a strata of Americans who are irredeemable, completely beyond hope of ever becoming good, rational or even sane. They just live and breathe their hate.
A rare intimate photo of Bill Clinton meeting with Donald Trump in 1993.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A rare intimate photo of Bill Clinton meeting with Donald Trump in 1993.
I don't know if Epstein is telling the truth but what I'll never forget is that Epstein had this portrait on his island and it just totally weirds me out. Apparently this was not Epstein's creation but was done independently for satire purposes and Epstein just bought one. But it was so damn weird.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't know if Epstein is telling the truth but what I'll never forget is that Epstein had this portrait on his island and it just totally weirds me out. Apparently this was not Epstein's creation but was done independently for satire purposes and Epstein just bought one. But it was so damn weird.
I didn't write this but I'm reposting as I know I'm not alone.
This is exactly how it went for me before I could finally admit it.
I was actually told this years ago and didn't want to believe it. That was my mistake and I can only own it now that I see it.
What a tragic lie we've been living.
This is exactly how it went for me before I could finally admit it.
I was actually told this years ago and didn't want to believe it. That was my mistake and I can only own it now that I see it.
What a tragic lie we've been living.
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I didn't write this but I'm reposting as I know I'm not alone.
This is exactly how it went for me before I could finally admit it.
I was actually told this years ago and didn't want to believe it. That was my mistake and I can only own it now that I see it.
What a tragic lie we've been living.
This is exactly how it went for me before I could finally admit it.
I was actually told this years ago and didn't want to believe it. That was my mistake and I can only own it now that I see it.
What a tragic lie we've been living.
For your consideration
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
For your consideration
I'm just trying to get ahead in this world.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm just trying to get ahead in this world.
This is the best picture ever taken of a human predator.
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is the best picture ever taken of a human predator.
When people tell me this is their guy and I am suffering from some kind of mental derangement for calling out this psycho for what he is, I start wondering what is wrong with their sanity.
Because this guy is totally obviously gone. If you can't see that, there's something really wrong with you.
Because this guy is totally obviously gone. If you can't see that, there's something really wrong with you.
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When people tell me this is their guy and I am suffering from some kind of mental derangement for calling out this psycho for what he is, I start wondering what is wrong with their sanity.
Because this guy is totally obviously gone. If you can't see that, there's something really wrong with you.
Because this guy is totally obviously gone. If you can't see that, there's something really wrong with you.
This is our current reality. The DNC is totally out to lunch right now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is our current reality. The DNC is totally out to lunch right now.
Do you want to know where exactly MAGA is broken? It's all right here.
MAGA are broken because doing this for another struggling human being is beyond their comprehension.
MAGA see this as weakness. Kindness is a flaw. Compassion is the enemy.
That's how broken they are as human beings.
MAGA are broken because doing this for another struggling human being is beyond their comprehension.
MAGA see this as weakness. Kindness is a flaw. Compassion is the enemy.
That's how broken they are as human beings.
October 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Do you want to know where exactly MAGA is broken? It's all right here.
MAGA are broken because doing this for another struggling human being is beyond their comprehension.
MAGA see this as weakness. Kindness is a flaw. Compassion is the enemy.
That's how broken they are as human beings.
MAGA are broken because doing this for another struggling human being is beyond their comprehension.
MAGA see this as weakness. Kindness is a flaw. Compassion is the enemy.
That's how broken they are as human beings.
The simplicity of this is beyond most people for some reason. They just can't get their heads around this in any real world sense. And that is why we're in the place we're in now. It's not just capitalism because everyone fucks over everyone all over the world for a buck.
Humans can't be humane.
Humans can't be humane.
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The simplicity of this is beyond most people for some reason. They just can't get their heads around this in any real world sense. And that is why we're in the place we're in now. It's not just capitalism because everyone fucks over everyone all over the world for a buck.
Humans can't be humane.
Humans can't be humane.
It is so hard to catch him in one of these poses but sometimes he gets himself so twisted up.
September 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It is so hard to catch him in one of these poses but sometimes he gets himself so twisted up.
It came. It went. Ho-hum.
September 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It came. It went. Ho-hum.