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ChrissehCat
@chrissehcat.bsky.social
Chaotic Bisexual. Elder Millennial. Professional magical girl. 💖
Looking back now, The Jerry Springer show is starting to look less unhinged than the political scene today.
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Kids today are giggling at 67 while we have 69, which is timeless and will always be 10000x more funny.
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They're still busy going through it with a big black permanent marker coloring in the entire pages.
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What heart? I see no heart, only a cold, empty void with some mediocre Christmas trees.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yeah, I felt more comfortable with my health back when I smoked than I do with RFK 😬

(Still, haven't touched a cig in 16 years.)
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What a sweet face 🥹 give this puppers lots of love.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh for sure. Hoping she finds it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Don't engage, her blood pressure is high enough. I blocked her. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Fuck Black Friday, I am playing dnd tonight.
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You call me a raging psycho while acting like a raging psycho. Not a good look. 🤨
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Wow, I voiced an opinion and you resort to calling me a loser? Seek help. Get your blood pressure checked.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am the person who eats the burnt end meat. My dad once nearly cremated a beautiful brisket he was smoking. Totally ruined, but I took the almost-edible parts of it home and snacked on it for days, like jerky. Gave me heartburn and probably plenty of carcinogens, but it was so worth it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Girl chill, it's not that serious. Personally, I find it hilarious and I am a woman with tremendous (naturally endowed) breastacles myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wtf is that supposed to be corn bread!?! Looks like SpongeBob forgot to get his sides when he was applying tanner.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM