Chris Rubeiz
@chrisrubeiz.bsky.social
Husband/Dad/Joke Writer/Actor in
- Fuller House on Netflix
- The Act on Hulu
- Hollywood Heights on Nick@Nite
- eCupid on Amazon
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- Fuller House on Netflix
- The Act on Hulu
- Hollywood Heights on Nick@Nite
- eCupid on Amazon
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Donald Trump calling American workers lazy because they want to work from home is hilarious because he's tweeting from the White House where he works... from home.
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Donald Trump calling American workers lazy because they want to work from home is hilarious because he's tweeting from the White House where he works... from home.
Yeah I put eggnog in my coffee instead of cream....so what its Christmas.
November 28, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Yeah I put eggnog in my coffee instead of cream....so what its Christmas.
I'm going to make at least 10x what I'm making now on blue sky if you want me to keep posting this gold!
November 25, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I'm going to make at least 10x what I'm making now on blue sky if you want me to keep posting this gold!
Is it too late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread or do I have to wait for the next one?
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Is it too late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread or do I have to wait for the next one?
Is it too late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread or do I have to wait for the next one?
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Is it too late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread or do I have to wait for the next one?
It's it too late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread or do I have to wait for the next one?
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
It's it too late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread or do I have to wait for the next one?
I spent 11 minutes trying to remember the name for that book that has synonyms for words.
STEEEVE! It's name is Steve.
STEEEVE! It's name is Steve.
November 25, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I spent 11 minutes trying to remember the name for that book that has synonyms for words.
STEEEVE! It's name is Steve.
STEEEVE! It's name is Steve.
I wanna get a fanny pack but I'm kind of afraid it would be hidden under my gut.
November 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I wanna get a fanny pack but I'm kind of afraid it would be hidden under my gut.
Just a reminder:
There is literally nothing less "baller" than price gouging kid's toys right before Christmas.
There is literally nothing less "baller" than price gouging kid's toys right before Christmas.
November 21, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Just a reminder:
There is literally nothing less "baller" than price gouging kid's toys right before Christmas.
There is literally nothing less "baller" than price gouging kid's toys right before Christmas.
You don't get to complain about how much you hate Hollywood and then elect Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Donald Trump who, himself, has appointed Omarosa, Pete Hegseth, Linda McMahon, and Sean Duffy.
That is all.
That is all.
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
You don't get to complain about how much you hate Hollywood and then elect Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Donald Trump who, himself, has appointed Omarosa, Pete Hegseth, Linda McMahon, and Sean Duffy.
That is all.
That is all.
Selling a doghouse on marketplace is a really crappy way to give your pup an eviction notice.
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Selling a doghouse on marketplace is a really crappy way to give your pup an eviction notice.
Most people fear change. That's why I keep a pocket full of coins... In case folks get out of line and I have to pelt them with change.
November 18, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Most people fear change. That's why I keep a pocket full of coins... In case folks get out of line and I have to pelt them with change.
I love being a dad. That is all.
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I love being a dad. That is all.
Booked an episode of one of my favorite shows on TV recently! So absolutely stoked!
November 9, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Booked an episode of one of my favorite shows on TV recently! So absolutely stoked!
Electric cars creep up on you like they're about to ask you to borrow $7.
September 11, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Electric cars creep up on you like they're about to ask you to borrow $7.
My fitness goal is "not sweating while I'm eating".
September 9, 2023 at 3:44 AM
My fitness goal is "not sweating while I'm eating".
I wanna get a fanny pack but I'm low key afraid it would be hidden under my gut.
September 7, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I wanna get a fanny pack but I'm low key afraid it would be hidden under my gut.
How I met your Father was just canceled and while I don't know much about Hilary Duff ... her response to this guy is hilarious!
September 3, 2023 at 1:48 AM
How I met your Father was just canceled and while I don't know much about Hilary Duff ... her response to this guy is hilarious!
It's it to late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread... Or do I have to wait for the next one?
August 31, 2023 at 1:30 PM
It's it to late in the pandemic to learn how to bake bread... Or do I have to wait for the next one?
Follow me or I'll start a podcast.
August 31, 2023 at 1:50 AM
Follow me or I'll start a podcast.
Nothing would make me angrier than waking up to a bunch of followers on my second day on this app.
August 31, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Nothing would make me angrier than waking up to a bunch of followers on my second day on this app.