The Worst Chris
@chrisrolivier.bsky.social
Bill Clinton stays being the top.
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Bill Clinton stays being the top.
GARPGARPGARP
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
GARPGARPGARP
Noah Baumbach is the filmmaker Jim Jarmusch wishes he was.
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Noah Baumbach is the filmmaker Jim Jarmusch wishes he was.
Fuck Alice Cooper.
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Fuck Alice Cooper.
Hot take: Cary Elwes from "Men In Tights" has the best Robin Hood fit in all the cinematic incarnations of the character.
That said, I do really like Russell Crowe's Robin Hood, too.
That said, I do really like Russell Crowe's Robin Hood, too.
October 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Hot take: Cary Elwes from "Men In Tights" has the best Robin Hood fit in all the cinematic incarnations of the character.
That said, I do really like Russell Crowe's Robin Hood, too.
That said, I do really like Russell Crowe's Robin Hood, too.
My kink is watching divorced ICE agents get arrested.
October 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My kink is watching divorced ICE agents get arrested.
I had to grin and bear my boss showing me his AI slop because he was so proud of it and I wanted to go home early.
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I had to grin and bear my boss showing me his AI slop because he was so proud of it and I wanted to go home early.
Unpopular opinion(?)
Darren Aronofsky is a horror Director.
Darren Aronofsky is a horror Director.
October 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Unpopular opinion(?)
Darren Aronofsky is a horror Director.
Darren Aronofsky is a horror Director.
I don't know who to talk to about this, but a @dolphlundgren.bsky.social "Franken-Castle Punisher" appearing in #SecretWars would be pretty fuckin' dope.
September 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I don't know who to talk to about this, but a @dolphlundgren.bsky.social "Franken-Castle Punisher" appearing in #SecretWars would be pretty fuckin' dope.
Commando
McHale's Navy
True Lies
McHale's Navy
True Lies
Build a trilogy out of 3 unrelated Films.
September 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Commando
McHale's Navy
True Lies
McHale's Navy
True Lies
There's a $100k reward for information leading to the arrest of Charlie Kirk's shooter, but I wanted to remind people that the McDonald's employee who ratted out Luigi didn't get the reward money.
September 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There's a $100k reward for information leading to the arrest of Charlie Kirk's shooter, but I wanted to remind people that the McDonald's employee who ratted out Luigi didn't get the reward money.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Superman in 1978 didn't rotate the Earth in the opposite direction to turn back time. It was a visual representation for time-travel.
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Superman in 1978 didn't rotate the Earth in the opposite direction to turn back time. It was a visual representation for time-travel.
There's a guy at my job, wearing a shirt that says PURE ALPHA and I wanna tell him I have the same one and we should coordinate, so we can match one day.
August 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There's a guy at my job, wearing a shirt that says PURE ALPHA and I wanna tell him I have the same one and we should coordinate, so we can match one day.
Passerby, walking her dog near our set yesterday.
Her "Hey, are you guys filming a movie?"
Me "Yeah."
Her "What kind of movie?"
Me "Rom com."
Her "They gay?"
Me "The characters?"
Her "Yeah."
Me "No."
Her "Pfft."
😄😄😄
Her "Hey, are you guys filming a movie?"
Me "Yeah."
Her "What kind of movie?"
Me "Rom com."
Her "They gay?"
Me "The characters?"
Her "Yeah."
Me "No."
Her "Pfft."
😄😄😄
August 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Passerby, walking her dog near our set yesterday.
Her "Hey, are you guys filming a movie?"
Me "Yeah."
Her "What kind of movie?"
Me "Rom com."
Her "They gay?"
Me "The characters?"
Her "Yeah."
Me "No."
Her "Pfft."
😄😄😄
Her "Hey, are you guys filming a movie?"
Me "Yeah."
Her "What kind of movie?"
Me "Rom com."
Her "They gay?"
Me "The characters?"
Her "Yeah."
Me "No."
Her "Pfft."
😄😄😄
I spent the last week watching everyone flip out over the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle jean ad and it's exactly that. Nothing more, nothing less. It's an ad.
To me, the outage looks like a bunch of wannabe content creators looking for something to be pressed about.
To me, the outage looks like a bunch of wannabe content creators looking for something to be pressed about.
August 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I spent the last week watching everyone flip out over the Sydney Sweeney American Eagle jean ad and it's exactly that. Nothing more, nothing less. It's an ad.
To me, the outage looks like a bunch of wannabe content creators looking for something to be pressed about.
To me, the outage looks like a bunch of wannabe content creators looking for something to be pressed about.
After experiencing my wife's masseuse, I'm considering whatever she's doing in there cheating.
July 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
After experiencing my wife's masseuse, I'm considering whatever she's doing in there cheating.
Posting the best vampire in cinema history.
July 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Posting the best vampire in cinema history.
I've been hearing parents say they can't bring their kids to see Superman because they don't want to explain what a harem is lol
July 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I've been hearing parents say they can't bring their kids to see Superman because they don't want to explain what a harem is lol
I recently realized if Mary Swanson married Lloyd Christmas, she would've been Mary Christmas.
July 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I recently realized if Mary Swanson married Lloyd Christmas, she would've been Mary Christmas.
I hope everyone who said they were boycotting the new Superman movie enjoys the new Superman movie this weekend.
July 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I hope everyone who said they were boycotting the new Superman movie enjoys the new Superman movie this weekend.
People think I'm a really nice guy until I have to push a cart in Costco.
June 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
People think I'm a really nice guy until I have to push a cart in Costco.
On the brink of World War 3 and people still complaining about Superman's suit.
June 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
On the brink of World War 3 and people still complaining about Superman's suit.
I met Lloyd Kaufman a few days ago btw
June 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I met Lloyd Kaufman a few days ago btw
4 great tv series with no more than 2 seasons
June 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
4 great tv series with no more than 2 seasons