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Screenshot from the Simpsons episode "Brother can you spare two dimes". The episode opens with Mr. Burns having to buy Homer's cooperation with a phony made up award called the "First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence". The screenshot shows the chorus from the elaborate ceremony where Homer was awarded the prize.
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Oh look:
September 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Good news, I did it for free. Can we get on with it already?
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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JFC. Imagine if we treated other crimes this way:
"You were just going along, committing a normal rate of burglary"
August 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A train from YYC to downtown along Nose Creek/Deerfoot Trail
A map of Calgary's preferred option for a airport to downtown direct rail link which completely avoids anywhere that people live or work
July 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Zero surprises there...
Candidate description from The Sprawl with her UCP and federal Conservative affiliation highlighted
June 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Not sure what's dumber, that this is verifiably false, or that someone could be so upset for having to CTRL+H 'master' for 'primary'
April 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Just emulating his heroes
A quote from former Toronto mayor Rob Ford using the term "hug a thug" pejoratively to describe community programs.
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Not popping the champagne just yet.
Graph of opinion polling for the 1993 Canadian federal election, showing the PC party spiking in popularity a few months before the election and then collapsing.
February 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Goose chasing meme. The first panel reads "What's odd about it?" Second panel reads "WHAT'S ODD ABOUT IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
January 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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There's also a Wal Mart in New Westminister that has underground and rooftop parking although not sure it quite counts as suburban
December 10, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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IKEA Coquitlam
December 10, 2024 at 6:04 AM
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Or what will happen to gas prices when 70% of oil imports are suddenly 25% more expensive
November 26, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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April 6, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Me when Americans start talking about co-pays and networks.
February 10, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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50-50 chance they even make it, at least I'll have something tasty.
Carm and Sydney from "The Bear"
January 13, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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New West be like:
December 18, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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December 15, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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WAKE UP! (wake up)
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP!
December 2, 2023 at 6:33 AM
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And also...
Album cover of "Reconstruction site" by The Weakerthans.
November 7, 2023 at 9:47 PM