Chris Pyle
@chrispyle.bsky.social
Average human dad of 3. I swear I am totally human and not a robot. Wait, that is what a robot would say. Crap.
This stems from the COVID lockdowns where people couldn’t go to his shows and reaffirm in his mind how great he is. So he became an angry old fuck like so many other comedians looking for someone to blame because inside he’s a sad old sex pest who misses the Playboy mansion. Fuuuuuuck him!
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This stems from the COVID lockdowns where people couldn’t go to his shows and reaffirm in his mind how great he is. So he became an angry old fuck like so many other comedians looking for someone to blame because inside he’s a sad old sex pest who misses the Playboy mansion. Fuuuuuuck him!
Forest Whitaker's face in these pictures were not him acting just a natural response to listening to Jared Leto talk all day.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Forest Whitaker's face in these pictures were not him acting just a natural response to listening to Jared Leto talk all day.
Perhaps she wrongly believed him when he said he would release them. This why I think people should address any town halls done in red districts by saying “you were lied to, we were all lied to.” This helps people realize they’ve been duped but still feel like they aren’t being left behind.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Perhaps she wrongly believed him when he said he would release them. This why I think people should address any town halls done in red districts by saying “you were lied to, we were all lied to.” This helps people realize they’ve been duped but still feel like they aren’t being left behind.
This is how they destroy the ACA without having to pass a vote.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is how they destroy the ACA without having to pass a vote.
The whole point is to keep us all in debt. Create a company store situation where you have no chance of getting ahead. That is what they wanted all along. Anyone who thinks there is a plan to fix this might as well wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster.
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The whole point is to keep us all in debt. Create a company store situation where you have no chance of getting ahead. That is what they wanted all along. Anyone who thinks there is a plan to fix this might as well wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster.
Just word turds coming out of his farcehole
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just word turds coming out of his farcehole
Why can't they just get that guy that carves signs out of 100% bronzebrass to make one sign. Problem solved.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why can't they just get that guy that carves signs out of 100% bronzebrass to make one sign. Problem solved.
Then we have to deal with the sectional offender that will replace him.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Then we have to deal with the sectional offender that will replace him.
Yeah they are right next to the notebooks he’s filled with drawings of dicks. Notebook after notebook.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yeah they are right next to the notebooks he’s filled with drawings of dicks. Notebook after notebook.
Amazingly there were just enough democrat votes to offset Rand Paul’s no vote. Not too many. Not too few. Just right. Doesn’t seem shady at all.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Amazingly there were just enough democrat votes to offset Rand Paul’s no vote. Not too many. Not too few. Just right. Doesn’t seem shady at all.
Picking between Maduro and Machado must be like deciding how big of a bite of a poop sandwich you want to take.
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Picking between Maduro and Machado must be like deciding how big of a bite of a poop sandwich you want to take.
This is someone who has seen the writing on the wall. Republicans are vulnerable everywhere now. She is trying to rebrand herself as people over party so she can hang on.
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is someone who has seen the writing on the wall. Republicans are vulnerable everywhere now. She is trying to rebrand herself as people over party so she can hang on.
But I thought the Republicans in the Senate were supposed to do what "dear leader" says and go nuclear (not nuclear weapons but nuclear option weird they use that term, you know when Jeffrey and chased after young girls, not too young but well maybe him but not me) and open the government.
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
But I thought the Republicans in the Senate were supposed to do what "dear leader" says and go nuclear (not nuclear weapons but nuclear option weird they use that term, you know when Jeffrey and chased after young girls, not too young but well maybe him but not me) and open the government.
This sounds like what a robot would say. Did anyone give the head of AI the robot test? You know. The one where you mark every box that has a douchebag in it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This sounds like what a robot would say. Did anyone give the head of AI the robot test? You know. The one where you mark every box that has a douchebag in it.
So that's the reason to disparage Tylenol. It's just a little reminder to pay your president to get what you want.
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So that's the reason to disparage Tylenol. It's just a little reminder to pay your president to get what you want.
Just crown him King of Dementia and he'll do whatever you want. South Korea understood the assignment.
October 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Just crown him King of Dementia and he'll do whatever you want. South Korea understood the assignment.
You know crack-sucking leggings is first this dudes pornhub search.
October 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You know crack-sucking leggings is first this dudes pornhub search.
I don't know. The Donffrey Trumpstein Memorial Ballroom has a nice ring to it
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I don't know. The Donffrey Trumpstein Memorial Ballroom has a nice ring to it
Aww. If he had gotten illegal into that sentence one more time it would have been 99 cent cheeseburgers tomorrow.
October 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Aww. If he had gotten illegal into that sentence one more time it would have been 99 cent cheeseburgers tomorrow.
Oooh. I love this show. This is the episode where a room full of dipshits do their best to one-up each other for the approval of the King of Dementia.
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oooh. I love this show. This is the episode where a room full of dipshits do their best to one-up each other for the approval of the King of Dementia.
Word turds coming out of his facehole.
October 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Word turds coming out of his facehole.
Nothing better than Sen. Mullin on TV to push word turds out of his facehole.
October 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Nothing better than Sen. Mullin on TV to push word turds out of his facehole.
All this bullshit is to get those that put country over Trump resign. What in the actual fuck are we doing.
September 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
All this bullshit is to get those that put country over Trump resign. What in the actual fuck are we doing.
Oooooh. Let's see what his prize is. Will it be Epstein's old plane Trump doesn't need anymore? Ambassador to Uranus perhaps? No doubt Mayor McChe$e is cashing in!
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oooooh. Let's see what his prize is. Will it be Epstein's old plane Trump doesn't need anymore? Ambassador to Uranus perhaps? No doubt Mayor McChe$e is cashing in!
Trump is trying to get people to act violently against his government so he can declare martial law. Sending troops to DC. Trying to send them to Chicago trying to send them to Memphis. It is all to illicit a violent response.
September 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trump is trying to get people to act violently against his government so he can declare martial law. Sending troops to DC. Trying to send them to Chicago trying to send them to Memphis. It is all to illicit a violent response.