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Chris Prine
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guys I've cracked the code
Epstein document search Search term: pizza Showing 25 of 35 results
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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cold weather really fuckin us
a massive dick and balls of cold air over a map of the united states
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Cause of autism had been discovered
Dave Foley and Bruce McCulloch in a Kids in the Hall sketch. Caption: I'm sorry I caused all that autism.
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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ok, gotta admit RFK Jr. looking better than usual here
A photo of RFK Jr. from his senate hearing. It is completely undoctored (in that his face looks like an old timey catcher's mitt)
September 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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TELL HIM I'M FUCKING COMING
Terence Stamp in The Limey saying an awesome line: you tell him! You tell I'm coming. Tell him I'm fucking coming!
August 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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He's returning to his previous job of being on the cover art of Warrant's Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich
Warrant album artwork
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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never sleep again
Painting of a little blond demon enjoying a freezicle
August 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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man, fuck ai
Google query: how to give a baby a perm AI overview A permanent wave (perm) should never be given to a baby or a child under five years old.
August 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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As long as you toot for good and not evil
Comic book panel Namor: do not toot it! Sounds effect: Toot! Dr Doom holding a horn: fool! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!
June 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Enhance your timeline
Blue sky account profile of noted shit head JD Vance. User Blocked.
June 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Fixed
A jolly fellow holding an absurdly large wine glass
June 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Had to up his game after pretending to be a fire twuck man
A hunched over Trump pretending to drive a fire truck like a big boy
June 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Screenshotting a TOS violation? That's a TOS violation.
Jasper, an old man, from the Simpsons holding a paddle in front of a class of students.
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Headline: Katy Perry Is Reportedly 'Regretting' Blue Origin Spaceflight As She 'Struggles' With The Backlash 2 regular size human hands playing an absolutely tiny violin (probably about 4 inches long) on a white background. A tiny violin case sits nearby.
April 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The classic repeated Charlie Daniels tweet: "Benghazi ain't going away!" with Benghazi erased and Houthi written in its place.
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The power of prayer!!!!
JD Vance: I will say a prayer for victory
March 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I love you, Loveless
Album cover of Loveless by My Bloody Valentine. A hazy pink tinted closeup of a guitar.
March 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Unable to secure a pardon, Mario to be executed
Mario (of the Super Mario Brothers) looking sad. A news article headline: March 25 is going to be a sad day for Nintendo fans
March 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Me to the guy at the next urinal:
A sign on a business that reads PIZZ (picture of a pizza slice) TIME
February 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Sounds good to me. Just deliver them now, I'm sure they're fine.
Headline: Trump, Furious About Air Force One Delays, Enlists Musk to Speed Delivery President Trump has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to deliver the two new jets faster. Photo: air force one
February 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Someone stepping into your thread with a bad take
An illustration of a jolly clown walking (by Dr Seuss) Caption: here come clown feet.
January 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Don't worry I picked up some primo booze for the party
Bottle of Eggo brunch in a jar waffles & syrup cream liqueur Appalachian sipping cream A bottle of Empirical Doritos spirit priced at $61.99
January 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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what's on the old Instagram feed uhhhh
Text: Chat with AI characters Photo of woman in negligee captioned Mommy.
January 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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2025 is relentless. RIP David Lynch
A young man (David Lynch) shirtless, in a blue jacket and shorts, next to film gear in the desert.
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Beautiful.
Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O- blood. We didn't have any, but her twin brother has O- blood. I explained to him that it was a matter of life and death. He sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to his parents. I didn't think anything of it until after we took his blood and he asked, "So when will I die?" He thought he was giving his life for hers. Anyway they both died.
December 16, 2024 at 5:44 AM